Well, if it isn't...
NO!
What? I was just gonna say...
NO!
Don't say it!
Don't say what?
Don't say his name!
You mean "don't say Candle Jack"?
[quick cut to Freakazoid now tied up]
Freakazoid, why did you say his name?
'Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things, like on - you ever watch F Troop? - where Agarn says "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And Forrest Tucker's like, "Yeah, you're wearin' that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" And they wipe - blblblblblblblb - and Agarn's wearin' a dress!
[quick cut to a clip from F Troop of Agarn, crossdressed]
YOO-HOO! LOCO BROTHERS! LOOK WHO'S HERE FOR YOU!
Oh, I love that bit!
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