G. Armando the Guitierrez quotes from Freakazoid!

Guitierrez

Now, how did that happen? [He begins to chuckle, then pauses at the silence of his colleagues.] Laugh with me!

Roddy MacStew

You'll never get away with it Guitierrez!

Guitierrez

Get away with what? I haven't said anything yet.

Roddy MacStew

Yeah you're right. Sorry, I jumped the gun. My fault.

Meow.

Guitierrez

What does that mean? "Meow"? Bring the animal psychologist in! [enter the animal psychologist] Ask the kitty how to activate the flaw.

Meow meow meow?

Meow, meow.

Meow?

Meow meow.

He says he's very sad.

Guitierrez

Oh, go away.

Roddy MacStew

At least let the lad go!

Guitierrez

No, I cannot.

Roddy MacStew

Why?

Guitierrez

Because he tasks me! He tasks me! 'round the moons of Snivia, I chuckle at thee. Beyond the Corpian clouds I chuckle more at thee. Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins! Kirk, old friend, I... Oh, sorry. [He fixes his tie.] Good-bye.

Freakazoid

[grumbling about Guitierrez] He's such a weenie.

Guitierrez

[shouting dramatically] I am not a weenie! YOU ARE THE WEENIE!

Guitierrez

Behold, the purest Kryptonite. Feeling weak, my friend, oh so weak?

Freakazoid

That's Superman's weakness, not mine!

Guitierrez

Really?

Freakazoid

Yeah, DUH!

Guitierrez

Oh, that stupid man at the store! Well then, how about this! [pulls out a yellow pad of paper, and holds it in front of Freakazoid's face] Does the yellow hurt your eyes, my friend? Getting weak, oh so very weak?

Freakazoid

That's the Green Lantern!

Guitierrez

Oh, shoot! [throws it down] Then how 'bout some... [picks up a glass of water and throws it in Freakazoid's face] water in your face! Are you melting, melting, my friend?

Freakazoid

That's the Wicked Witch!

Guitierrez

Oh, we're wasting time. What is your weakness?

Freakazoid

Well...

Freakazoid

Dumb, dumb, dumb! Never tell the villain how to trap you in a cage!

Guitierrez

You probably shouldn't have helped us build it, either.

Freakazoid

I know! Dumb!

Guitierrez

So... graphite bars charged with negative ions. That is your weakness, eh?

Freakazoid

That, or poo gas.

Guitierrez

You know, it's a funny thing. Nobody likes poo gas, my friend. Blagh!

Freakazoid

Don't do it, Guitierrez! Remember when you were a nice guy.

Guitierrez

I was never a nice guy!