Candle Jack quotes from Freakazoid!

The guy you want to look out for is Candle Jack.

Candle Jack? Who's that?

He's the Boogeyman. Y'know, the for-real one! He snatches kids from their bed and takes them away.... and they never come back.

Why does he do that?

Because he's a nut.

Well, how does he get you?

That's the thing. He can't, as long as you don't say his name. So just don't say it, okay?

Okay. Good night!

Hey, we did say his name!

Well... maybe he didn't hear us.

Hello, boys!

Look! It's Candle Jack!

CANDLE JACK!

I'm gonna need more rope.

Freakazoid

Well, if it isn't...

NO!

Freakazoid

What? I was just gonna say...

NO!

Don't say it!

Freakazoid

Don't say what?

Don't say his name!

Freakazoid

You mean "don't say Candle Jack"?

Freakazoid, why did you say his name?

Freakazoid

'Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things, like on - you ever watch F Troop? - where Agarn says "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And Forrest Tucker's like, "Yeah, you're wearin' that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" And they wipe - blblblblblblblb - and Agarn's wearin' a dress!

YOO-HOO! LOCO BROTHERS! LOOK WHO'S HERE FOR YOU!

Oh, I love that bit!

Excuse me Freakazoid, is there anything I should do?

Freakazoid

Why don't you stay here and... scare the professor!

Marvelous. [Heads off screen. Professor Jones is then heard screaming loudly]