Fan Boy quotes from Freakazoid! ... TV Quotes Database

Fan Boy

Leonard Nimoy, Leonard Nimoy

Dear Mister Spock, oh golly gee boy

It sure would make me smile and laugh

If I could have your autograph

If I don't get it, I'll be blue

But then I know what I will do

I'll call you up on the telephone

And bother you when you're at home

You hang up, the line goes dead

But then a new idea pops in my head

I'll visit you right where you live

I'll ring on the doorbell and ask if you'll give

That autograph I've been waiting for

You give it to me, and so much more

(BOOM!)

Oh thank you, thank you, Mister Spock

Now please call Bones; I need a doc.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Fan Boy

I've studied everything about you! Like you like to drown your sorrows in papaya juice whenever you lose a sidekick!

Freakazoid

That's because I'm allergic to cranapple!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[pan shot of the Freaka-lair]

Fan Boy

Where are we?

Freakazoid

My Freaka-lair!

Fan Boy

I didn't know you had one!

Freakazoid

Yeah, we're trying a bunch of new stuff this week. Tryin' to see what sticks.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Freakazoid

Alright, kid. You wanna be my new side kick? You've gotta pass the initiation test.

Fan Boy

Challenge me!

Freakazoid

Mr. Cameraguy, zip pan to the next scene!

[Zip pan to a scene with two people standing with windmills in the background]

Freakazoid

NO! THE OTHER SCENE! AM I WORKING ALONE HERE?!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Freakazoid

Please! Please leave me alone! I'll give you anything, anything you want if you'll just go away! How about the just written script of Batman IV?

Fan Boy

Plucked it off the Internet last night.

Freakazoid

An autographed photo of Stan Lee?

Fan Boy

Who's that?

Freakazoid

No idea.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Fan Boy

Marrrrrrkk...... Hamillllll...

Freakazoid

Why settle for a mere sidekick, when Jedi Knighthood awaits?

Fan Boy

Yes! The Force is strong in this one!

[slowly approaching Mark Hamill]

Fan Boy

Luke! Join me!

MHMark Hamill

Come again?

Fan Boy

Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as Fan Boy and son!

MHMark Hamill

No! I'll never join you!

Fan Boy

It is your destiny!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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