Creepy Dexter Douglas quotes from Freakazoid!

Dexter Douglas

I wish I was at home reading funny stories in binary.

Dexter

No! This can't be happening... I'M FREAKING OUT!

Freakazoid

[in Groucho Marx voice] I think he just said the secret word!

We'd be at grandpa's by now if it weren't for Dexter.

Dexter Douglas

Hey, I got lost in the desert.

And you weren't around to help when that blue guy jumped me again.

You're the only one who see this blue guy, Duncan.

He's real.

Of course, he's real to you, dear. But that's because, you're probably insane.

What are you laughing at?!

Dexter Douglas

O-O-O-O-O-O-OH, FREAK OUT! [melts into the ground and resolidifies as Freakazoid]

Freakazoid

Is it just me or am I showing up later and later in each episode? [then talking like Jerry Lewis] OH, LOOK AT ALL THE NERD PEOPLE MAKING THE FUNNY JERKY-SHAKY MOTIONS WITH THEIR SILLY HEADS!