Freak the Freakazoid quotes from Freakazoid!

Fan Boy

Where are we?

Freakazoid

My Freaka-lair!

Fan Boy

I didn't know you had one!

Freakazoid

Yeah, we're trying a bunch of new stuff this week. Tryin' to see what sticks.

Freakazoid

Alright, kid. You wanna be my new side kick? You've gotta pass the initiation test.

Fan Boy

Challenge me!

Freakazoid

Mr. Cameraguy, zip pan to the next scene!

Freakazoid

NO! THE OTHER SCENE! AM I WORKING ALONE HERE?!

Freakazoid

Please! Please leave me alone! I'll give you anything, anything you want if you'll just go away! How about the just written script of Batman IV?

Fan Boy

Plucked it off the Internet last night.

Freakazoid

An autographed photo of Stan Lee?

Fan Boy

Who's that?

Freakazoid

No idea.

Fan Boy

Marrrrrrkk...... Hamillllll...

Freakazoid

Why settle for a mere sidekick, when Jedi Knighthood awaits?

Fan Boy

Yes! The Force is strong in this one!

Fan Boy

Luke! Join me!

Come again?

Fan Boy

Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as Fan Boy and son!

No! I'll never join you!

Fan Boy

It is your destiny!

Duncan

Dexter! Open the door, you little dip. I've gotta make tinky.

Freakazoid

Well, hi, Sport! You must be Duncan! Nice to meet you, let's wrassle.

Freakazoid

Say Uncle!

Duncan

Uncle!

Freakazoid

Say Grandma Moses makes munchy meat most Monday mornings!

Duncan

Grandma Moses makes munch... much... I can't!

Dexter

No! This can't be happening... I'M FREAKING OUT!

Freakazoid

[in Groucho Marx voice] I think he just said the secret word!

Roddy MacStew

[voice-over] When you want to change into the Freakazoid, just say "Freak Out." When you want to change back into Dexter, say "Freak In." You're a good lad. I'll be seeing you around.

Freakazoid

[crying] That made water come out my eyes.

Freakazoid

...And then I got sucked into the Internet, and well, here I am.

Y'know what you should do with your powers?

Freakazoid

What?

I'd become a superhero, but that's me.

Freakazoid

Nah.

You could fight crime.

Freakazoid

Nah.

Uphold the truths.

Freakazoid

Nah.

Impress the ladies.

Freakazoid

OKAY! I'll do it!

Now, it's our turn. [he and Kid Carrion laugh maniacally]

Freakazoid

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLAAAA! [lunges towards them as Relax-o-Vision cuts in; later, after Cave Guy and Kid Carrion are defeated]

Freakazoid

I probably blew the animation budget for the WHOLE season on that one fight.

What's this hee haw!? Stop that! Fight normal!

Freakazoid

[singing] Circle around with a Brooklyn thug, toss him in the aisle with a coffee mug!

I am Hans. We will take the sky buckets to the observatory. The professor is waiting for you there. Now, come. We mustn't linger. It is not safe here at night.

Freakazoid

It's day.

Well then, I suppose we can linger for a moment.

Freakazoid

It's just like at Disneyland!

Not anymore, I'm afraid.

Freakazoid

What?

At Disneyland. Zee sky buckets, they are gone, kaput. And zee ride where zey shrink you down tiny, nicht. [German for not, implying that the ride was removed]

Freakazoid

Oh no, well, at least they still have the little motorboats.

[He hangs his head and grits teeth, indicating they removed the motorboats as well; sad music plays in background.]

Freakazoid

NO! NOT THE BOATS!

Freakazoid

Diane Sawyer acts sincere, but she's really faking it.

Bo-Ron

DUH! Faking it.

Freakazoid

STAY OUT OF YOUR FATHER'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER! Trust me on this one.

Bo-Ron

Duh, underwear drawer, no no.