The Lobe quotes from Freakazoid!

The Lobe

It's the waiting around that kills me.

The Lobe

[just before being blown up] I feel so used...

The Lobe

Don't touch that dial. For the next 40 minutes, I'm in control.

The Lobe

Now, with just a flick of the switch, my video-zapper will steal every movie, every program, every broadcast ever produced! Not only will I be able to flood the market with counterfeit cassettes - thus crippling the entertainment industry - but I'll never have to program my VCR again!

The Lobe

No one can save you this time, Freakazoid!

Freakazoid

That's where you're wrong, Lobe! My new sidekick will save me.

The Lobe

Oh yeah? Well, where is he?

I'm right here!

Freakazoid

Handman! You've come in the nick of time!

I wouldn't let you down, Freakabazaal! Oh, I'm sorry, it's Freakazee. Uh, Freakabee.

Freakazoid

No. Freakazoid.

Freakazoy.

Freakazoid

No. Freakazoid.

Freakazee! Freeballoo! Meemalar!

Freakazoid

No. Say it with me. Frea.

Frea.

Freakazoid

Ka.

Ka.

Freakazoid

Zoid.

Peterson! No! Freakazoid! Freakazoid. [kisses up to Freakazoid]

Freakazoid

Hey, stop it! Pardon me, my mouth is a bit parched. [drinks a glass of water while Handman makes gulping noises] Aah! Thank you. That was a-very refreshing!

The Lobe

Oh, just stop!

Freakazoid

What?

The Lobe

This is stupid.

Freakazoid

You're calling my sidekick stupid?

The Lobe

That's not a proper sidekick; that's just your hand.

Freakazoid

No it isn't.

The Lobe

Yes it is!

Freakazoid

No it isn't!

The Lobe

Yes it is! It's just your hand, you simpleton!

No, take a closer look. [The Lobe does so] Closer... Closer still... Hold it right there. [punches The Lobe, knocking him into his artillery]

C'mon, Kramer, give me the donut!

Never!

The Lobe

[laughs] The whole key to this show is Newman.

Freakazoid

Hello? Lobe? Is this the right room?

The Lobe

Freakazoid! Look what you've done!

Freakazoid

Sorry. I'm in a hurry.

The Lobe

There's a door not ten feet away. A fine invention. You should try it.

The Lobe

Well, what about [the Superhero Codebook]?

Freakazoid

There isn't any such thing as a Superhero Codebook, is there?! You made it all up! You made up all those rules! YOU FIBBED! YOU'RE A FIBBY-BOY!

The Lobe

[chuckles] Freakazoid, really, you're completely delusional. Whatever gave you a silly ridiculous idea like that?

Freakazoid

THIS! [holds up scrap of paper from the book] "Copyright Lobe Industries"!

The Lobe

I knew I shouldn't have put that on there! Dumb, dumb, dumb!

The Lobe

Freakazoid! Why's it taking us so long to fall?!

Freakazoid

'Cause it's funny!

The Lobe

No it's not, it's just stupid! It's as dumb as that Handman episode!

Freakazoid

To our right is the right wing

Ooh!

Freakazoid

[over the PA system] And at the left is something very special

Lobe

Where?, I don't see anything.

Freakazoid

[outside the window] Booga-booga-booga!

Lobe

AAH! [vomits]

Dr. Mystico

They called me mad! Insane! WENDELL! [jumping onto table and ranting] They barred me from the universities until I had no choice but to flee here to conduct my research! Well, who's crazy now, hmmmm?! Who's mad now?! Hmmmmmmmm?! [jumping back into his seat and speaking normally] Try the casserole, Freakazoid, before it gets cold.

Dr. Mystico

I SAW THAT!

Freakazoid

What?

Dr. Mystico

That! You think I've got a clock in my head, don't you?!

Ooh!

Freakazoid

What have you done with Longhorn and Cave Guy?

Dr. Mystico

Have patience. You'll be joining them soon enough! [laughs maniacally for a moment] Sorry, I just thought of something funny...