Bo-Ron quotes from Freakazoid!

Bo-Ron

Large Cakes!

Bo-Ron

DUH! Piece of the gross. [then smiles with chewed up Oreo cookies in his teeth, while having milk & Oreo cookies on his plate]

Freakazoid

Diane Sawyer acts sincere, but she's really faking it.

Bo-Ron

DUH! Faking it.

Freakazoid

STAY OUT OF YOUR FATHER'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER! Trust me on this one.

Bo-Ron

Duh, underwear drawer, no no.

Freakazoid

So AT&T, MCI, & Sprint fought a pitched battle over who would provide service. [showing stock footage of armored tanks fighting in a warzone] Finally, Bo-Ron chose the winner [showing Bo-Ron with lipstick imprints on his face while Candice Bergen is attracted to Bo-Ron] and we phoned his home.

Bo-Ron

AAH! It's ringing. [They reached an answering machine in Bo-Ron's primitive language addressing "We're not here right now. Please leave your message after the beep"]

Bo-Ron

I got the machine. It's ALWAYS on. Hello? You're there. I know you're there. PICK UP! COME ON! PICK UP!