Niles is back from a wedding in the woods. Daphne finds that his shoulder is sticky and wonders why. Frasier asks if he took a date
I asked Maris.
Sap.
I think Daphne speaks for us all.
S4 E15Roz's Krantz & Gouldenstein are Dead
S4 E16The Unnatural
Frederick is returning from a walk with Martin
Dad, did Grandpa ever tell you the story of how he captured four bank robbers with just a nightstick?
No. He did tell me how he captured two bank robbers with just a revolver, his partner and a SWAT team.
They got there later!
Frasier and Niles are at Café Nervosa discussing the impending softball game. Frederick and Daphne arrive from the amusement park
So you see the problem?
I certainly do!
No, that's your problem!
S4 E17Roz's Turn
It's not like she [Bebe] worships the Devil.
She doesn't have to. He worships her!
Not one more deceitful word... your tongue could open a wine bottle!
S4 E18Ham Radio
(in a spooky voice) Nightmare Inn.
Oh, don't tell me, I know. A bunch of people get caught in a storm and everyone's wondering who's gonna be the first one murdered.
Exactly. And I'm going to direct.
So we can stop wondering.
[Roz and Frasier are acting in a live performance of a radio drama.]
"There's someone outside that window!"
"Why, yes, Ms. Thorndyke, it appears to be"...[cues organ music, but calliope music plays instead]... the ice cream truck!
S4 E19Three Dates and a Breakup
Her lips said "No," but her eyes said "Read my lips."
Frasier is very proud after being asked out by two women; Niles is bitter because no one will look twice at him
My God, I've never had a night like this in my entire life! I'm a babe magnet, I'm catnip!
I think I feel a furball coming up.
S4 E20Daphne Hates Sherry
[about Sherry] She says I'm too rigid.
Nonsense!
And that I'm too picky.
Poppycock!
And that I'd be much happier if I just went out and had sex with someone...
Just to play devil's advocate...
Roz and Bulldog are fighting in the studio, and Frasier is in no state to put up with them
As we speak, hordes of viral Visigoths are hurling themselves over the battlements of my immune system, laying waste to my…Oh, dear God, you see how weak I am? I can't even finish a simple Visigoth metaphor.
S4 E21Are You Being Served?
Frasier disapproves of modern society's tendency to hug all the time
Well, I think hugging is very healthy. I read somewhere that if you have physical contact on a regular basis, it can actually extend your life.
Well, in that case you should outlive Styrofoam!
Niles has had a panic attack and rushed into the bathroom. After a sound resembling a gunshot, he emerges covered head to foot in shaving foam
Dr. Crane! Are you all right?
(shaken) I'm fine. Just a little hot…and foamy…
You know what must've happened? My Hot & Foamy must have exploded!
He was a detective, you know(!)
S4 E22Ask Me No Questions
Niles is keeping Frasier waiting for their squash game, by having a doting phone conversation with Maris. Frasier takes action
Oh, now, Maris. (phone beeps) Wait, hold on a second, it’s my other line. (switches lines) Hello?
(using his landline) Get the hell off the phone!
Pressing Frasier for an answer to his question, Niles poses a hypothetical situation for him, in which his brother is God
Let's say you are the supreme ruler of Heaven and Earth. What would you do?
(glances at Eddie) Well, for starters I'd issue a recall on some of my lesser species!
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