Sherry loves the new giant screen TV
SSherry
Wow, she's a beaut! Marty and I are gonna be spending a lot more time here.
It's a gift that keeps on giving(!)
S5 E2The Gift Horse
S5 E3Halloween
I thought you were getting me a Sherlock Holmes outfit. He didn't wear a bowler.
Well, they were all out of Sherlock Holmes, so I put together something else for you. Don't worry, it's another detective. Tonight, you'll be Lord Peter Wimsey!
Who the hell's that?
He's a celebrated bon vivant sleuth from a series of novels by Dorothy L. Sayers.
Well, I'm not going anywhere where I have to tell people my name's Wimsey!
Frasier at the party meeting a woman dressed as Eve from the Bible
Let me guess... Lady Godiva?
EEve
No, Eve, from the Bible.
Well, now I know why they call it "The Good Book".
S5 E4The Kid
[Frasier enters Café Nervosa.]
Morning, Roz!
[annoyed] Frasier! What are you doing here?
Oh, I realize it must be a shock to see me here in this place I come to every day of my life.
Hey, Dad, what are you doing here?
Oh, Sherry took her sister to that store across the street to buy some "foundation garments."
I think they call them "bras" now.
Not these, you don't. You could cross the River Kwai on one of those babies.
S5 E5The 1000th Show
Frasier has just been approached for an autograph in Café Nervosa, and told he is “the smartest guy on the face of the earth”
Well, one does hear tales of a certain wise man in Tibet, but why split hairs? (signs autograph, exit fan) Where was I?
You were last seen hiking up Mount Ego.
Daphne is on the phone trying desperately to renew her passport, and she feels the victim of discrimination
No, I’m a resident alien here from England. You know, the country that used to own you people!
You’ll go right to the head of the line now(!)
S5 E6Voyage of the Damned
Martin and Eddie have just come in from the rain, and Eddie has shaken himself dry all over Frasier's recently waxed floor
Daphne, get this canine sprinkler out of here!
Now, don't be too cross with him, Dr. Crane. As my Mum used to say: “There’ll be no dogs in Hell.”
I sincerely doubt that!
CCarlos
Buenas noches. ¿Hablas español?
Uh, not really.
CCarlos
Is no matter. I'm sure you are schooled in the... international language.
Yes, Roz. Say something amusing in Esperanto(!)
while hiding in Maris's cabin:
I think she left, I see her coat on the hatrack.
Wait... look closer, is the hatrack moving?
OH MY GOD!
S5 E7My Fair Frasier
You didn't tell him you were pregnant before the date?
Well, it's not the easiest thing in the world to tell someone. Besides, I was hoping my radiant glow would do the talking for me.
Your "glow." Oh please, Roz. Do you ever think that anyone... could miss your radiant glow?
So I tell him, and he says "Fine, it's not a problem." Five minutes later, he tells me his pager is vibrating. He has an emergency. He has to go to work.
Well, maybe he was telling the truth.
He sells wicker furniture. Who needs their end tables re-caned at 9:30 at night?
Frasier, Niles, Daphne, and Martin are in Frasier's apartment, discussing Frasier's relationship
You know, it's funny; as much as I care for this woman, there's something about this relationship that leaves me vaguely unsettled.
I might venture a theory at which you're sure to hoot. What may be making you uncomfortable is that for the first time you find yourself in the more…submissive rôle.
What on God's earth are you talking about?
I think what he means is: you're the girl!
S5 E8Desperately Seeking Closure
Frasier is trying to work out why Sam broke up with him. Roz thinks he is obsessing, and tells him off
I've been down this road so many times I call it “The Roz Expressway”.
I've heard that phrase before, but in a slightly different context.
Niles establishes that Frasier was not exactly in love; just saw it as a possibility for the future
Well, no wonder you're heartbroken; you've just lost the only woman you could even possibly sometime down the line perhaps fall in love with. I'm surprised the country music people haven't jumped all over this one!
S5 E9Perspectives on Christmas
Martin is practicing his song with Frasier and Niles. There is one particularly high note giving him trouble
Why don't you start here (“Oh night”)? And I want to hear you really attack the note.
Martin attempts the phrase of music, and at the ensuing sound Eddie buries his head under a cushion
Sometimes the note sees the attack coming and retreats.
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