Madame Foster quotes from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Mac

What? Why do they know we were coming?

Bloo

The mighty eye of Foster sees all.

Duchess

[as it starts to rain; to Mac & Bloo] I assume you didn't bring an umbrella.

Madame Foster

Give 'em no mercy cause if Duchess returns, you ain't getting any from her.

Madame Foster

[on the plane; revealing that she had all of Mac's tickets] Oh, I got everything I needed out of that hug. [laughs]

I'm going home.

Frankie

What am I gonna make out of all of this?

Madame Foster

Well, my dear, it looks like there's just enough here to make it.

Frankie

[puzzled] IT?! But, Grandma, you know I've never been able to make it. I can never get it right.

Madame Foster

Nonsense, girl! You're a Foster, and Foster women have been making it for generations.

Frankie

But…

Madame Foster

[interrupting] No buts!

Mr. Herriman

Now, let's see. "To program a new code, enter "star-5," master code code number 1 to 32, new four-digit code, the code-number is a double-digit from 1 to 32, press pound to return to ready." Oh my. [As he presses buttons on the keypad, one of the doors swing open and Cheese gets kicked out of Foster's]

Coco

Coco coco co, coco!

Madame Foster

Yeah, what she said!

Cheese

[inhales] Okay.

Mac

Wait, stop! Stop! [stops Madame Foster from bashing Lil' Lincoln and Moose with a broomstick, thinking they're intruders] They're not intruders. They're just imaginary friends. I brought them here. This is Lil' Lincoln and his au pair, Moose. You see, I was at school, and the teacher took these guys away from the kids who created them, and why? Because one of them was created to cheat and the other one's a big bully. So what? That's not their fault. That's no reason to lock them up in a closet forever, so what could I do? I had to rescue them and bring them here, right?

Madame Foster

[pats him on the head] You're a good boy, Mac. You did the right thing. It's a pleasure to meet you both.

Madame, the pleasure is all mine.

Frankie

Grandma, he's a crook! He locked us in the closet!

Mac

He sold all the imaginary friends to make money and he's gonna turn Foster's into a casino!

Mr. Herriman

He made me be his maid! [upset] Called me his First Lady.

Madame Foster

Wherever do they get these imaginations? [chuckles] Is that the paperwork giving you control of everything, dear?

Just a formality, my darling. Just scribble your nom de plume right there, and it's bon voyage.

Bloo

[groggy] Wilt? [follows him downstairs to the foyer and sees him talking to someone mysterious on the telephone]

Wilt

[on the telephone] Yeah, that's right. It's me. Bet you'd hoped to never hear from me again, didn't you? It's time we set things straight once and for all! Oh, really? Fine! Fine, then it's on! I'll see you in two days! You can count on it! [slams the phone on the receiver in anger]

Bloo

Wilt?

Wilt

[surprised to see Bloo has followed him] Oh! I'm sorry, Bloo. Did I wake you?

Bloo

Are you going somewhere?

Wilt

Well, yeah...But don't you worry about it. [slings his bindle over his back]

Bloo

"Don't worry about-?" [walks down a few more stairs to better see what Wilt is doing] What do you mean? Where are you going?!

Wilt

I did something terrible, and it's time I set things right. [closes the door behind him and leaves the house]

Bloo

Something...terrible? [hangs his mouth open in shock]

Madame Foster

Huh. Now if that ain't the pot leadin' the horse to water.

Frankie

Well, he couldn't have just left.

Mac

[opens up Wilt's locker] Look. His locker's empty.

Eduardo

And his toothbrush is gone.

Coco

[checking under the bunk beds where Wilt usually sleeps and finds nothing there] Coco coco co co!

Mr. Herriman

By Jove, he is gone.

Bloo

See?! I told you!

Frankie

No note? No letter? No nothing.

Madame Foster

Oh, that's not like him at all.

Frankie

[answers her phone while driving; yelling angrily] FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM ON THE WAY!!!!!!

Madame Foster

[on the phone; sharply] Don't you take that tone with me, missy! You'd better be here in two shakes of a lamp's tail! Got it?!

Jackie

She's a thief!

Madame Foster

That's a load of malarkey, Khones!

[banging his gavel] Madame Foster, please refrain from your outbursts.

Madame Foster

Oh, yes, certainly. Whatever you say, love.

Jackie

Your excellency, it was my stuff, and she took it.

Madame Foster

LIES! ALL LIES!

[banging his gavel again] Order! I will have order!

Madame Foster

Please, pardon my French, young man, but what he's saying is a bunch of baloney.

Jackie

No, tuna. It's half a tuna sandwich.

Madame Foster

That tuna sandwich was mine and you know it, Khones! I made it three weeks ago!

[banging his gavel again] Order! One more outburst and I will find you in contempt.

Madame Foster

Oopsie. [giggles] Pardon me.

Well, well, well. What? Did you steal some fries to go with your sandwich?

Madame Foster

Why you tyrannical-saurus sandwich-loving gun of a son!

[furious] THAT'S IT, YOU ARE IN COMTEMPT!

Madame Foster

Oh, don't you tempt me, law boy!

Eduardo

Um, who are we meeting with again?

Frankie

We're not meeting with anybody, it's called a "Swap Meet." It's where people go to sell... [sarcastically referring to all the objects in the bus] a few things.

Madame Foster

Hey! How else are we gonna have room in the house for all the junk we're gonna buy unless we unload all this junk on some unsuspecting sap?

Bloo

Yeah, but why do we have to go so early? Better yet, why do we have to go at all?

Mac

Aw, come on, Bloo. Try and have a better attitude. It'll be fun! There's all kinds of cool things to buy.

Frankie

Yeah, you might find something you really like. [Bloo falls down his seat]

Mac

Yeah, like a brain. [Everyone laughs except Bloo]

Frankie

No, seriously, they have those. In little glass jars.

Madame Foster

[shows Bloo the brain in a glass jar] Ten bucks!

Frankie

We're gonna go try and find some early-bird specials. And don't try what you tried last time. Remember, we still need to get home.

Madame Foster

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. [mischievously hangs a "For Sale" sign on the Foster's bus as the others leave; Wilt is taking out all the objects one at a time] Careful with that, Wilt. It's an antique.

Mac

Hey, Ed, we're really sorry about what happened earlier at the Swap Meet.

Madame Foster

Seems we really lost our heads.

Mr. Herriman

Shameful business and all that... yes.

Bloo

[walking up to Madame Foster as an elder] Are you ready to leave yet? I've got to get to the Vomit Comet before Mac! [turns her chair around, revealing her skeleton]

Madame Foster

Oh, no! There'll be no leaving. In fact, you won't be leaving ever again, buddy! [cackles evilly]

Bloo

[angry about Boomer, while he has Bloo's tickets] You...Bono! Those are my tickets!

It's Boomer. And now they're mine.

Bloo

You have to? So who are you taking please be me, please be me, please be me, please be me, please be me!

Madame Foster

Need a ride?

Yeah, cool!