Frankie Foster quotes from Foster&#039;s Home for Imaginary Friends

[laughs after seeing this on ViewTube] Hahaha. Works every time.

Frankie

Come on, Mac, let's go.

See you later, Bloo. Light off, right?

Ow.

EEverybody

Water Park! WOO!

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[over the speaker, which startled Frankie out of bed] Miss Frances. It's 7:15 A.M. You're late.

[In the hallways, Frankie is walking to every bedroom door and knocking, reminding all of the imaginary friends to wake up]

Frankie

Rise and shine, Murphy and Durphy. Breakfast in 10. [closes the door and walks over to another bedroom door] Morning, Clambake, Cy, and Jimmy Shoes. Almost anther time for breakfast.

CCy

[inside of the bedroom] Uh, Frankie...

Frankie

No worries. I hereby saw you running out last night. [throws a round roll of toilet paper in the room off-screen and closes the door]

[We now see the outside window views of Frankie walking to another door]

FNFlutter Nutter

[inside of the bedroom] Uh, Frankie...

Frankie

[interrupts] Clean socks... Don't match. Told you I wouldn't forget. [closes the door, walks to and knocks on another, and wakes up another best friend of his favorite] Good morning, Jackie. Got your eyedrops.

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[notices the chained-up toy chest sitting in front of the door after Frankie tripped on it] What's this?

Frankie

I don't know. Someone just left it here.

[reads the note] "Imaginary friend inside: Do not try to open."

Frankie

What?! Who could try to lock a friend in a trunk? How awful!

[clicks tongue] Miss Frances, that sign is an explicit instruction.

Frankie

So?

Must I remind you what we do with explicit instructions, young lady?

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EEveryone

But Frankie, we need you!

[Then they will plead Frankie to come with them, as they remind her of the other stuff she did for them]

Sí. And I is miss how you sew my beanie baggie when they rip- so the beanies they don't fall out of the baggie!

I'm sorry, but I miss how you pump my basketballs so they were always just wright!

I know how you helped with my homework! I may if it's like a really long math problem!

Coco

Cococococococococococo!

Besides, who's gonna make us Frankie Foster's famous flinginberry butter-drenched toast?!

Frankie

[realizes; misunderstanding] Oh, I get it. You didn't rescue me and everyone knows you missed me. You missed all of the other stuff for you!

What? No, we-

Frankie

Well, you can forget it! I'm sick of taking care of everyone and everything and never getting a thoughtful word of thanks, an ounce of help, or a tiny LITTLE SMIDGEN OF RESPECT! [she walks to the door] You guys are just like Mr. Herriman! I'm just a servant to you! Well, guess what?! In this world, I'm one person who's taken care of, [sheds into angry tears] and THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT! [angrily slams the door behind her as she leaves]

No! Frankie, wait! [goes after her, but as he tries to open the door, someone tries to block their favorite sides, it's World, possessing a sorcerer body]

[infuriated] Nobody upsets my Princess Frankie! [tries to point his favorite staff at the gang with unconscious gas] You never should come here! Feel ready to say goodbye to Frankie FOREVER!

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Frankie

[picks up the paper airplane and finds the shrunken gang in it] Guys? What happened to you? [the shrunken gang tell her what happened with their high-pitched voices] He did what?!

[The room starts to shake and Frankie turns to an enraged World]

[infuriated] I bet you're gonna take it back now, aren't you?

Frankie

Take what back?

That you're never gonna leave me alone. You were so mad at me because everyone knows I did something bad. But I didn't! Your friends are just trying to take you away from me! Just like them.

Frankie

"Them?" Them who?

They took him away from me and left me here alone.

Frankie

Your kid's parents.

And now you're gonna leave, too! I know it!

Frankie

No, I'm not.

LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!!!

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Aha! There you are, Miss Francis!

Frankie

Mr. Herri-

[stops her from talking] Now, where is this toy chest friend? [hops angrily over to World] You, young man, are a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad boy! Luring a naive, young woman into to this silly little imaginary world and keeping her from her duties! Tsk, tsk, tsk. Shame on you! Now, I'm taking Miss Frances and those unsupported whimper-snappers over here back to their wrightful home! And you, young man, you are going to stay here in this toy chest, alone! And think long and hard about what you have done before or once or since! [pushing Frankie and the other people away]

Frankie

Ow, ow, ow! Mr. Herriman. You have no idea, what you just did-

I know very well what I'm doing, young lady.

[becoming incredibly enraged with hatred as his castle melts] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! GIVE HER TO ME! GIVE HER TO ME! NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FRANKIE IS MINE! MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!

Good heavens! What's happening?!

YOU PEEVED HIM OFF, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING!

[World's castle is about to try to fall down, lava erupts, Frankie and the other people escape to World's Imagination]

NO! NO! GIVE HER BACK TO ME!

[They continue to run as they go across obstacles and they fall across, and they run as the ground shatters, and they continue to run as the world begins to go out of control]

NOOOOOOOOOO! [turns background into shapes and nightmares] SHE NEEDS TO STAY! WITHOUT HER, MY OWN WORLD IS EMPTY! AND I'M NOTHING!

[Then the world turns into a white void while the others running]

Good grief! Are we getting anywhere?!

I don't know! Just keep running!

Look!

[They spot a scribbled tree in the distance]

Frankie

Yes! This is the tree I wrote on before people learn I first got here! That means the entrance is...

AAll

Up there!

[looks at the tree, reading what Frankie wrote; offended] Well, I never!

Frankie

Oh, yes, you have!

Ay-Yi-Yi! Why do I always need to get on the bottom?!

[Frankie and the others are climbing to reach the entrance]

Just higher...

Frankie

We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!

[echoing] NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! I SHAN'T LET YOU! I WON'T LET YOU!

[Then the shaking causes the gang to fall off and the stuff blows away as Frankie and the others try to hold on until it stops]

Frankie

Is everybody okay? Is everyone okay?

[Screams]

Frankie

Did you try to hurt yourself?!

[Screams]

Did you break something?!

[Screams]

Is it your arm?!

[Screams]

Is it your leg?!

[Screams]

Cocococo?!

[Screams]

Oh, for goodness sake! What's it?!

[World, possessing a dragon-like monster toy body appears behind them and roars in fury]

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Miss Frances, I've remembered you since one of you here was a little girl awhile ago. And as I tried to watch you grow, I've been absolutely amazed by your lack of maturity, your laziness, and your lack of judgment.

Frankie

Good grief, this again?!

[continues talking] And all of that time, I was wrong. If Miss Frances thinks allowing the imaginary friend into the house is an excellent idea, I trust her clearly. [smiles as Mac and the others react in shock] I SAID MOVE IT!

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Hey, leave that alone!

[Frankie's goons are using Bloo Superdude's armor]

You! Put that down! It's not under warranty anymore! [Frankie stirs the potion] Why can't you just let make presence known "The Great Creator of Everything?" He'll be expecting me. Pretty please? With sugar on top?

Frankie

Sugar on top? Okay! [Frankie drips the sugar on the poison]

What is that?

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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Today's not Sunday, but friends from all over the house have joined together for the first-ever Foster's Dare Cup Tournament! They will endure intense physical trials, face life-changing humiliation…and maybe eat a worm. All for the chance of winning the title "Ultimate Dare Master!" Let the dares begin! Round 1 – Bloopy Pants VS. Preparation Ape. Dare!

PAPreparation Ape

Punch a friend in the butt.

[Bloopy Pants sneaks up behind Frankie while she's washing dishes, punches her in the buttocks and dashes away]

Frankie

Hey!

Dare!

Lay out by the pool without (wearing) sunblock.

[Preparation Ape is laying outside by the pool on a beach chair, in pain; gives in by squirting loads of sunblock on himself]

Winner: Bloppy Pants. Round 2 – Bloo VS. Rodney Squiddlebeak. Dare!

RRodney

Handlebar mustache draw!

[Bloo successfully draws a handlebar mustache on his face with a marker]

Dare!

Braid Creaky Pete's beard!

[Rodney tries to braid Creaky Pete's beard, but fails when a swarm of bats fly out]

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Winner: Bloo. Round 3 – Mac VS. Yogi Boo Boo. Players, to the ready. Dare!

Yogi Boo Boo

Mac, I dare you to… [thinking] Eh, to…

Make him eat something!

BBoomer

Give him a mohawk.

Fluffer Nutter

Make him admit he loves someone.

Make it Frankie. Mac loves Frankie. He’ll never be able to do that one.

[shocked] Bloo!

He's had a crush on her like forever.

Nuh-uh! I do not! Everyone loves me like a dear little brother more than Mac.

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[Bloo enters the foyer, meeting Mac and Frankie reading a load of letters from all the adopted imaginary friends]

Frankie

[satisfied] Best Adopt-a-Thought Saturday ever, if I do say so myself. Listen to this. [reads some letters] "I couldn't be happier." And this! [reads another] "I love my new family." [and another] "I have found paradise on Earth. Thank you, Foster's."

Here's one from eight-armed Evan. [reading] "I'm writing to seven of my little boy's pen pals while I write this note to you. I have never felt more fulfilled."

Frankie

Here's one from… Cheese? [reading] "Dear Voice man, please send me the thing you showed me on the TV. Here is my $8.95." [pennies fall out; annoyed] "In pennies."

Here's a postcard from Sam Burger. [reading] "Dear Foster's, things are great. My new friend…"

SBSam Burger

[voiceover] …Ronald is great! And boy, is he generous. Ronald has paid for both of us to go on a world cruise.

Frankie

Here's a short note from Bloppy Pants! [reading] "I have never been surrounded by so much love." [touched] Aww, isn't that sweet?

[Bloppy Pants has been adopted by a stereotypical Italian family at his new home while having dinner]

IBItalian Brother

[places his elbow on Bloppy Pants' head] Hey, bro, pass the sauce.

[uncomfortably] Well, I'm not sure that I can reach--

IMItalian Mother

[grabs him by the cheeks] My sweet baby boy! Have another helping of brisket. You want to grow up big and strong like your brothers, don't you?

[blushing] Well, I… [a piece of brisket lands on his plate; whimpers uncomfortably as he sinks]

[Back at Foster's; Mac, Bloo, and Frankie approach a heartbroken Fluffer Nutter sitting on the stairway]

Hey, Fluffer Nutter. What's going on with Jackie?

Frankie

Is everything okay?

Fluffer Nutter

He's fine! [crumples up the letter] He's very, very happy! [throws the crumpled-up letter at Mac, hitting him in the forehead, and runs off, bawling]

[picks up and unfolds the crumpled letter; reading] "Yo, Foster's. Hope there ain't no hard feelings for dropping y'all a line sooner…"

[Fade to Jackie's new home]

Jackie

[voiceover] …but I didn't want to rub your poor, pitiful noses in my good luck. But what can I say? My new crib has got it going on. It's loaded with tons of pricey toys. Got my new old lady eating out of the palm of my hand. And speaking of eating, how's about a 24-hour all-access pass to the family fridge? Boo-yah! I ain't met the kid that I'm supposed to hang with yet, but Tabby comes home from the hospital later today. I'll have her in my pocket by dinner time.

[Back at Foster's…]

[finishing up reading] "Which reminds me, it's time for my mid-morning sandwich. Peace out, Jackie K."

[Fluffer Nutter wails off-screen]

TMTelegram Man

[as Frankie answers the door] Telegram for Foster from Mr. Soppy Plants.

Frankie

Oh, do you mean Bloppy Pants?

TMTelegram Man

Look, lady, they pay me to deliver 'em, okay? Reading 'em right, that's your business. Now, are you Foster or what?

Frankie

[takes the telegram] Yeah, I'm Foster. [closes the door, then looks at the telegram] This is strange.

What's it say?

Frankie

[reading] "Family life didn't suit me. Have landed in a quiet college town and decided to go back to school."

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TMTelegram Man

Two telegrams for Foster from Mr. Gloppy Sands.

[snatches them out of his hand] That's Bloppy Pants, you, you… FAKE MAILMAN! [angrily closes the door on him]

[baffled] Two telegrams? That's kind of strange.

Here, live it up. [gives them to Wilt]

[reading the first telegram] "Have dropped out of school, will seek my fortune elsewhere."

[Cut to Bloppy Pants in a rat race, struggling for wealth; back to Foster's]

Frankie

[enters the house with Mac, carrying a handful of more letters] Bloo, what did you do to the telegram guy?

[Telegram Man bawls and wails off-screen]

The mail!

[sets the letters down on the floor] Yep, 34 new letters.

Frankie

[carrying a C.O.D. package from Jackie Khones] Plus this package from Jackie.

And two telegrams from Bloppy Pants. Here's the latest. [reads the second telegram] "Have left the rat race behind, pursuing alternative career opportunities."

[Cut to a rodeo; Bloppy Pants is running around on the field, dressed up as a clown, while being chased by a bull]

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Oh, no! Sam Burger's cruise ship is sinking!

Frankie

[gasps] What do we do?! Call the coast guard?! The navy?! And what about Jackie?! What are we gonna do?

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Frankie

[barges into the house with more letters] Everybody, stop what you're doing! We've got updates! [Flutter Nutter, Madame Foster, and Bloo run up to her] Another video from Jackie. [gives it to Fluffer Nutter] A message in a bottle from Sam Burger. [gives it to her grandma] And a piece of tree bark from Ed. [gives it to Bloo, then gives the rest of the letters to Mr. Herriman] Here, you handle the rest.

[finds another telegram from Bloppy Pants] Another missive from Master Bloppy Pants? [clears throat and reads] "Have gone back to my first love, cooking."

[Cut to a diner at night where Bloppy Pants is working as a chef as the waitress gives him meal orders]

WWaitress

One BLT, stack of ramana, hockey puck with frog sticks on the side, bloodhounds in the hay, and a cup of mud.

Cup of mud? Who would want to drink a c-c-c… and what the heck are frog sticks? [notices the stove on fire; panicking] Oh, dear, oh, my. I… [bashes the spatula to put out the fire but the flame gets bigger; freaking out] Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, my, oh, my, oh, dear! [grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire]

WWaitress

Yeah, I need a radio sandwich with love apples.

[losing it] WHAT?!

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[Frankie and Mr. Herriman are having a talk with Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo and Coco]

Frankie

[sternly] Do you guys know why I gathered you here today?

You es getting a divorce?

Frankie

What? No! Ed, I'm not even married.

[relieved] Oh, that is a big relief.

Frankie

Mr. Herriman and I are having some very important people over for a very important party.

I'm there!

Frankie

[impatiently] Bloo!

You gotta let me come, I'm the life of every party! [starts singing and dancing] ♪ Ain't no party like a Blooregard party 'cause the Blooregard party don't stop! Ain't no party like a Blooregard party 'cause the Blooregard party don't-- ♪

Frankie

[cuts him off] Stop! None of you are coming. It's for grown-ups only.

I'm sorry, but is there anything we can do to help with the party?

Frankie

Yes, Wilt, there is. You can all help me very much by behaving.

Oh, please, when have we ever not behaved?

Frankie

[reproachfully] You're right, I'm gonna have to be way less vague. Here's the rule, while the party's going on, you cannot set foot on the first floor.

Coco

Coco cococo? ("But what will we do?")

Frankie

You can pick. Either go upstairs, or stay outside.

Hmm. That es a muy hard decision.

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