Mac quotes from Foster&#039;s Home for Imaginary Friends

[squats down] I'm sorry, Mac, but we're just gonna have to face the facts. Frankie doesn't want to come back to Foster's. [stands back up on his own feet; sadly] I guess she doesn't wanna take care of us anymore. [leaves the attic]

[Mac sits down, sad and alone]

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Aha! There you are, Miss Francis!

Mr. Herri-

[stops her from talking] Now, where is this toy chest friend? [hops angrily over to World] You, young man, are a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad boy! Luring a naive, young woman into to this silly little imaginary world and keeping her from her duties! Tsk, tsk, tsk. Shame on you! Now, I'm taking Miss Frances and those unsupported whimper-snappers over here back to their wrightful home! And you, young man, you are going to stay here in this toy chest, alone! And think long and hard about what you have done before or once or since! [pushing Frankie and the other people away]

Ow, ow, ow! Mr. Herriman. You have no idea, what you just did-

I know very well what I'm doing, young lady.

[becoming incredibly enraged with hatred as his castle melts] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! GIVE HER TO ME! GIVE HER TO ME! NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FRANKIE IS MINE! MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!

Good heavens! What's happening?!

YOU PEEVED HIM OFF, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING!

[World's castle is about to try to fall down, lava erupts, Frankie and the other people escape to World's Imagination]

NO! NO! GIVE HER BACK TO ME!

[They continue to run as they go across obstacles and they fall across, and they run as the ground shatters, and they continue to run as the world begins to go out of control]

NOOOOOOOOOO! [turns background into shapes and nightmares] SHE NEEDS TO STAY! WITHOUT HER, MY OWN WORLD IS EMPTY! AND I'M NOTHING!

[Then the world turns into a white void while the others running]

Good grief! Are we getting anywhere?!

Mac

I don't know! Just keep running!

Look!

[They spot a scribbled tree in the distance]

Yes! This is the tree I wrote on before people learn I first got here! That means the entrance is...

AAll

Up there!

[looks at the tree, reading what Frankie wrote; offended] Well, I never!

Oh, yes, you have!

Ay-Yi-Yi! Why do I always need to get on the bottom?!

[Frankie and the others are climbing to reach the entrance]

Mac

Just higher...

We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!

[echoing] NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! I SHAN'T LET YOU! I WON'T LET YOU!

[Then the shaking causes the gang to fall off and the stuff blows away as Frankie and the others try to hold on until it stops]

Is everybody okay? Is everyone okay?

[Screams]

Did you try to hurt yourself?!

[Screams]

Mac

Did you break something?!

[Screams]

Is it your arm?!

[Screams]

Is it your leg?!

[Screams]

Cocococo?!

[Screams]

Oh, for goodness sake! What's it?!

[World, possessing a dragon-like monster toy body appears behind them and roars in fury]

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Master Mac! [picks him up and shakes him frantically] Where's Miss Frances?!

Mac

SHE'S IN THERE! HE ATE HER!

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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Today's not Sunday, but friends from all over the house have joined together for the first-ever Foster's Dare Cup Tournament! They will endure intense physical trials, face life-changing humiliation…and maybe eat a worm. All for the chance of winning the title "Ultimate Dare Master!" Let the dares begin! Round 1 – Bloopy Pants VS. Preparation Ape. Dare!

PAPreparation Ape

Punch a friend in the butt.

[Bloopy Pants sneaks up behind Frankie while she's washing dishes, punches her in the buttocks and dashes away]

Hey!

Dare!

Lay out by the pool without (wearing) sunblock.

[Preparation Ape is laying outside by the pool on a beach chair, in pain; gives in by squirting loads of sunblock on himself]

Winner: Bloppy Pants. Round 2 – Bloo VS. Rodney Squiddlebeak. Dare!

RRodney

Handlebar mustache draw!

[Bloo successfully draws a handlebar mustache on his face with a marker]

Dare!

Braid Creaky Pete's beard!

[Rodney tries to braid Creaky Pete's beard, but fails when a swarm of bats fly out]

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Winner: Bloo. Round 3 – Mac VS. Yogi Boo Boo. Players, to the ready. Dare!

Yogi Boo Boo

Mac, I dare you to… [thinking] Eh, to…

Make him eat something!

BBoomer

Give him a mohawk.

Fluffer Nutter

Make him admit he loves someone.

Make it Frankie. Mac loves Frankie. He’ll never be able to do that one.

Mac

[shocked] Bloo!

He's had a crush on her like forever.

Mac

Nuh-uh! I do not! Everyone loves me like a dear little brother more than Mac.

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Mac

I dare you to kiss Sam Burger!

Yogi Boo Boo

Because of my vegetarian beliefs, I regret that I must say, no.

The refuser is the loser!

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[Bloo enters the foyer, meeting Mac and Frankie reading a load of letters from all the adopted imaginary friends]

[satisfied] Best Adopt-a-Thought Saturday ever, if I do say so myself. Listen to this. [reads some letters] "I couldn't be happier." And this! [reads another] "I love my new family." [and another] "I have found paradise on Earth. Thank you, Foster's."

Mac

Here's one from eight-armed Evan. [reading] "I'm writing to seven of my little boy's pen pals while I write this note to you. I have never felt more fulfilled."

Here's one from… Cheese? [reading] "Dear Voice man, please send me the thing you showed me on the TV. Here is my $8.95." [pennies fall out; annoyed] "In pennies."

Mac

Here's a postcard from Sam Burger. [reading] "Dear Foster's, things are great. My new friend…"

SBSam Burger

[voiceover] …Ronald is great! And boy, is he generous. Ronald has paid for both of us to go on a world cruise.

Here's a short note from Bloppy Pants! [reading] "I have never been surrounded by so much love." [touched] Aww, isn't that sweet?

[Bloppy Pants has been adopted by a stereotypical Italian family at his new home while having dinner]

IBItalian Brother

[places his elbow on Bloppy Pants' head] Hey, bro, pass the sauce.

[uncomfortably] Well, I'm not sure that I can reach--

IMItalian Mother

[grabs him by the cheeks] My sweet baby boy! Have another helping of brisket. You want to grow up big and strong like your brothers, don't you?

[blushing] Well, I… [a piece of brisket lands on his plate; whimpers uncomfortably as he sinks]

[Back at Foster's; Mac, Bloo, and Frankie approach a heartbroken Fluffer Nutter sitting on the stairway]

Mac

Hey, Fluffer Nutter. What's going on with Jackie?

Is everything okay?

Fluffer Nutter

He's fine! [crumples up the letter] He's very, very happy! [throws the crumpled-up letter at Mac, hitting him in the forehead, and runs off, bawling]

Mac

[picks up and unfolds the crumpled letter; reading] "Yo, Foster's. Hope there ain't no hard feelings for dropping y'all a line sooner…"

[Fade to Jackie's new home]

Jackie

[voiceover] …but I didn't want to rub your poor, pitiful noses in my good luck. But what can I say? My new crib has got it going on. It's loaded with tons of pricey toys. Got my new old lady eating out of the palm of my hand. And speaking of eating, how's about a 24-hour all-access pass to the family fridge? Boo-yah! I ain't met the kid that I'm supposed to hang with yet, but Tabby comes home from the hospital later today. I'll have her in my pocket by dinner time.

[Back at Foster's…]

Mac

[finishing up reading] "Which reminds me, it's time for my mid-morning sandwich. Peace out, Jackie K."

[Fluffer Nutter wails off-screen]

TMTelegram Man

[as Frankie answers the door] Telegram for Foster from Mr. Soppy Plants.

Oh, do you mean Bloppy Pants?

TMTelegram Man

Look, lady, they pay me to deliver 'em, okay? Reading 'em right, that's your business. Now, are you Foster or what?

[takes the telegram] Yeah, I'm Foster. [closes the door, then looks at the telegram] This is strange.

Mac

What's it say?

[reading] "Family life didn't suit me. Have landed in a quiet college town and decided to go back to school."

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TMTelegram Man

Two telegrams for Foster from Mr. Gloppy Sands.

[snatches them out of his hand] That's Bloppy Pants, you, you… FAKE MAILMAN! [angrily closes the door on him]

[baffled] Two telegrams? That's kind of strange.

Here, live it up. [gives them to Wilt]

[reading the first telegram] "Have dropped out of school, will seek my fortune elsewhere."

[Cut to Bloppy Pants in a rat race, struggling for wealth; back to Foster's]

[enters the house with Mac, carrying a handful of more letters] Bloo, what did you do to the telegram guy?

[Telegram Man bawls and wails off-screen]

The mail!

Mac

[sets the letters down on the floor] Yep, 34 new letters.

[carrying a C.O.D. package from Jackie Khones] Plus this package from Jackie.

And two telegrams from Bloppy Pants. Here's the latest. [reads the second telegram] "Have left the rat race behind, pursuing alternative career opportunities."

[Cut to a rodeo; Bloppy Pants is running around on the field, dressed up as a clown, while being chased by a bull]

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Mac

Oh, no! Sam Burger's cruise ship is sinking!

[gasps] What do we do?! Call the coast guard?! The navy?! And what about Jackie?! What are we gonna do?

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[Bloppy Pants crashes a trailer truck into the foyer and jumps out]

[shocked] Master Bloppy Pants?! What have you done?!

Only thing I could do! Had to escape the horrors of the outside world! COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! [opens up the back doors of the truck, revealing all the recently adopted imaginary friends] So I went and saved the others and brought us all back to Foster's.

Fluffer Nutter

[hugs Jackie as he hops out; happily] Jackie!

Jackie

Who loves you, baby?

[The other imaginary friends hop out of the truck and enter the house]

IFImaginary Friend Crayon

I was actually quite happy in my new home.

EEveryone

[surprised as Sam Burger hops out] Sam Burger?!

[puzzled] But how did you-- how could you-- who am I?

SBSam Burger

That Bloppy Pants is a miracle worker.

EEveryone

[as Eduardo is the last to hop out of the truck; happily] Eduardo!

[surprised] But, but… we thought you were shot!

Sí. I was shot. [takes out a magazine with him on the cover] With a telephoto lens. The hunters turned out to be reporters looking for Samsquatch, or Bigfoot. Then they got a good look at me, and start calling me "big butt" instead. I no can stay Ezzie anymore. Her papa no like the paparazzi. Be honest, does this photo make my heinie look muy grande?

Mac

It's good to have you home, Ed.

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[Bloo is seen standing inside of a wagon while Mac and the others are seen standing on the stairs looking out nervously at Frankie and Mr. Herriman, who are angrily banging on the door to be left in]

BLOO, YOU OPEN THIS DOOR THIS INSTANT!!!! OPEN UP!!!! I'M GONNA COUNT TO 10!!! 1, 2, BLOO!!!!!

Let us in this instant!! Bloo, open this door right now! When I get in there, they'll be in rules like you've never imagined!! Oh, my!

Mac

[concerned] Bloo, we have to let them back in.

No way. All day, we've done everything Frankie asked of us, we haven't broken one rule.

What about you? You is on the first floor.

But I'm not setting one foot on it, am I? [wiggles around in the wagon to demonstrate the loophole] Look, eventually, Frankie and Herriman will come to their senses and realize how well we're behaving. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if they're ready to apologize right now. [goes to unlock the door]

[angry] Bloo, you are so dead!!!

[angry] Master Blooregard, this is an utter outrage!!

[re-locks the door] We'll give 'em a few more minutes.

[Outside, Frankie and Herriman are see banging on the door]

[exhausted] I can't believe it. He's really not letting us in.

Have no fear, Miss Frances. We shall return to our guests but momentarily. For I have a key. [pulls out multiple keys on a ring]

Awesome!

Now, if only I can remember which one it is. [tries one key] Oh, not that one. [tries another key] No, not that one. [tries another key] No, that is definitely wrong.

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[Bloo arrives at the apartment building and sees Mac and Terrence bringing some boxes out of their apartment]

Terrence

Hey, doofus, your box of junk is in my way!

Mac

Terrence, I can carry that. There's some fragile things inside!

Terrence

Fragile, huh? [drops the box] Whoopsie!

Mac

[enraged] You big jerk!

Who am I kidding? I can't kill Mac.

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[last lines of the series]

Mac

I'm not moving away. It's just to another apartment in my building.

Oh, did I fail to mention that key detail? My apologies, Master Blooregard. I do have a habit of doing that.

Mac

My mom got a promotion, and so we needed a bigger place so she can have a home office.

[to Mr. Herriman] Then, what the heck were you talking about a tragedy?! [then to Mac] And you! All day, you've been saying Foster's is never gonna be the same after tomorrow. And it's your last chance to have one special day!

Mac

That's because I'm moving into my neighbor Louise's old apartment, except... Well... She's moving somewhere that doesn't allow imaginary friends. So...

Cheese

[appearing with suitcases] Ha, ha! Now we're brother roomies!

[Everyone screams in horror]

I'm sorry, but this is NOT okay!

[the show ends with the house slowly being erased as the beginning of the show's theme song plays in reverse]

Cheese

[last lines; offscreen] Okay, bye, doggies!

[the credits roll with the left side showing a drawing of Mac and Bloo happily walking into the sunset with words above reading: "Thanks for watching!!" signed by Craig McCracken and Lauren Faust]