Marsha, Fanboy and others in “Marsha, Marsha, Marsha”

Hello, Fanboy. Remember me? It's Marsha.

Who? Come again?

[spitting, Fanboy and Chum Chum pull out an umbrella to try and guard themselves from Marsha's spit] Marsssssssha.

Oh, sure. You're that-we used to-didn't we-you know, over by the um-yeah, I got nothing.

[shows photo] Maybe this will refresh your memory. [points at Fanboy on the photo] This is you, and [points at herself on the photo] that was me!

But that was Marsha. She was all nice and sweet. And you...ooh.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU RUINED ME!

One minute left. No pressure, kids, but your entire future depends on how you do on this test. Not that my prized pupil Marsha has anything to worry about!

Hey, Chum Chum. [points at pencils stuck up his nose] Check me out!

Time's up. Pass your tests forward.

[Sneezes on Marsha's test] Best of luck, Marsha.

YOU RUINED MY TEST! I scored so low, they sent me back to kindergarten!

Oh, that Marsha.

I used to read two levels above my grade, now I spend my days writing "Pat sat on a mat" with a pencil that’s fat! [breaks a pencil that matches what she said] It's all so...

[off camera] Does anyone have to go potty?

I have to make a tinky-wink! [To Fanboy, with her eyeballs protruding toward him] Humiliating.

I’m sorry, Marsha. I had no idea! Maybe you could take the test...again?

I'm stuck in here!

Uhh, well maybe I could take it for you. I think I still got a few answers up here.

Oh-ho-ho, It’s too late for tests! Now is the time for revenge! [points at the clock] See the little hand’s on the eight, and the big hand’s on...your throat!

[off camera] Snack Time, everyone!

Ooh! Orange slices! [Rips off her pigtails. At Fanboy] You got lucky this time, Fanboy, but come naptime, you're gonna take...a PERMANENT nap!

But it's really nice to see you, Chum Chum.

Wow, Marsha looks great, huh?

[nervously] Uh, yeah.