BBoog
End of the line, boys. [in high-pitched voice] You got these bops coming! [Fanboy and Chum Chum both laugh as their voices also become high-pitched] Why you laughing?
[The boys continue laughing; Boog growls and threatens to bop them but the boys get out of the bubble and spray more helium at him with the dispenser and close the bubble as it floats upwards to the moon]
BBoog
I’m gonna bop you so hard when I get out here! Man, it’s hard to sound tough with this voice.
I wonder how he's gonna get down from there.
[POP!]
BBoog
STUPID POINTY MOON! [crashes into a tree] I’m stuck in a tree!
BBoog
[Enters The Frosty Mart] Oops! Did I write "lollipops"? 'Cause today's special is Free lolli-bops! [laughs] Now, line up, dweebs!
CCChris Chuggy, Fanboy, Chum Chum And Yo
[dejected] Awwww...
BBoog
Man, it's as if Beethoven's bopping' through me!
JAgent Johnson
Are you Boogreguard Shlizetti?
BBoog
In my handsome flesh.
JAgent Johnson
[pause] Detective Johnson, Head of Frosty Mart Security. Our cameras have recorded forty-thousand separate incidents of you bopping our customers.
BBoog
Sweet! I-- could I get a copy of those tapes? I'm thinking of putting out a "Boog's Best Bops" DVD. [inhales, pause] You know, with extras.
JAgent Johnson
Listen here, pally! I'm here to fire you!
BBoog
What the bop, you're going to fire me?
Before we begin your treatment, we'll need to give you a complete, physical workup.
BBoog
What? Oh, what do you think you're doing with that?
I'm just going to check your reflexes. [hammers Boog's right leg, gets bopped] Ow. [hammers Boog's left leg, gets bopped] Ow. Okay, now I need you to open up and say "ahh". [holds up tongue depressor]
BBoog
Ahh... [bops Fanboy with his tongue]
[to Chum Chum] It's more serious than I thought. His whole body appears to be one big bopping reflex.
I was afraid of that. What do you recommend, doctor?
[pause] I think our patient may require...a shock, to the system.
BBoog
Heyheyhey, hey! What's this thing?
It's an electric brace to help curb your bopping.
It's what people in the industry call a behavior modification device.
BBoog
What people in the industry?
The guy at the pet store.
BBoog
Oh, the-- WHA? I ain't wearing' no dog collar! [starts to take the collar off]
BBoog
This stupid thing shocked me!
It zaps you every time you try to bop.
BBoog
Are you crazy?! I-- [gets shocked]
BBoog
Oh, that is it. This is coming' off right now! [gets shocked, gasps for breath]
Come on, Boog. It's for your own good.
Yes. Listen to Pretend Doctor Fanboy, and leave the collar be.
BBoog
[fidgets, gasps for breath] Okay. Eee...you're right. I'll listen to you from now -- [yanks collar causing Chum Chum to shock him, gasps for breath, faints] Fine. I surrender. I'll wear your stupid torture device.
That's the spirit. Now, don't you feel --
BBoog
[grunts] WHAT THE? I SAID I'LL WEAR IT! I SAID I'LL WEAR IT! [grunts]
Mmm? Oops. Sorry, I was sitting on the remote.
You mean, I bought banana juice? [facepalms and groans] This is my refrigerator in my apartment, and that is my banana juice, and this is my four-day-old Chinese takeout!
BBoog
Oh, I ate that three days ago. I left you the box, though. [Fanboy falls through and then comes back up wearing a lampshade] Hm? [Fanboy turns the light on the lampshade off. Boog then shrugs his shoulders]
[grumbles angrily] I've Had It! When I asked you to help me move, I didn't mean Move your stuff in and put me in the linen closet!
BBoog
Oh, that reminds me. I'm padlocking you in tonight, I got company.
What if I got to go to the bathroom?
BBoog
That's what the crisper's for! [closes the refrigerator and gets bumps into the Chimp Chomp Machine] oh! Hey, Baby!
[Yawns] Chimp Chomp tired. Boog go to bed now? [monkey noises]
BBoog
Sure, right after we watch TV.
BFBaby Fanboy and Chum Chum
Excuse me, could you direct us to the library?
BBoog
Can I interest you in a bop instead!? [the boys hug each other in fear. Boog 'bops' up a small rack of tiny Frosty Freezy Freezes]
BFBaby Fanboy and Chum Chum
Ooh! What are those?
BBoog
An array of our tastiest beverages. Yours to sample and enjoy. No purchase necessary!
BCBaby Chum Chum
What do these letters on the cup say?
BFBaby Fanboy
Who cares? I love this drink and I don't Like letters! [they leave with a tiny Frosty Freezy Freeze each]
No! What are you doing!? I said to bop them! Bop them!
BBoog
Yeah! B.O.P. - Bring Out Products!
BBoog
I'm gonna bop you so- [Lemuel touches his fist, breaking his entire arm off] Kiji! I-I-I lost my arm and everything! [Lemuel raises his fist and Boog gets bopped, with the "BOP" title as a result]
[at Chum Chum] See? I told you it was just a coma.
BBoog
[After a daze] What am I doing on the floor? I'm supposed to be bopping that guy! I'm gonna bop you so bad! [he charges and gets bopped, with the "BOP" title as a result]
AHHH! [Points To The wanted Poster Of The Burgle Brats] The burgle Brats!
MMurphy
So, You've Heard of us? good! Now, Keep your hands up, and your mouths shut, and Nobody Will Need to change Their Diapers!
BBoog
I Can't Put My Hands Up! I'm Almost at the record!
[Points To Boog] Boog, Keep Playing! [Points To Dollarnator] Dollarnator, Keep Filming! [To Chum Chum] Come on, mad-dog, we're on!
[Holds a pacifier] I'm Getting too old for this.
BBoog
Sandy, You're Ok! [Notices That Boog's Car is Vibrating] What The? [Boog's Car Starts Vibrating Again] That Doesn't Like Sandy! [An Angry Lenny Jumps On Boog's Face] AHHH!!!
YOU'VE LOCKED ME IN YOUR TRUNK ALL NIGHT!
BBoog
Sorry, Leonard, I-I Forgot! Y-Y-You're Just not Memberable to me!
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