Yeah, I wanted to audition for the role of Chimp Chomp, but the costume wouldn't fit around my buffed-out biceps.
Whoo! I totally got mad air! Look at that!
You know, I don't need to brag. [pushes Fanboy into the ground] But I've been approached by some sponsors to play Chimp Chomp professionally. [Grabs Chum Chum and turns him into a ball] But I don't know if I want to give up my amateur status. [puts Chum Chum on Fanboy's head] You know, in case Chimp Chomp becomes an olympic sport.
Alright! Whoo! Hole in one!
don't run too far you two. I wanna flatten you into pancakes and then go get some waffles alright. Yo loser, give me...
[turns the sign that shows that there are no more tickets] Sorry. Sold out. No more tickets. [chuckles]
What? No more tickets? Where'd they all go?
Boy, these coupons sure cost an arm and a leg. But I'm sure they'll help me save money in the long run.
But. But. But I gotta see the Chimp Chomp Movie! Chimp Chomp is my whole life! I play it everyday. Even on account I grew up in a Plastic Bubble. Can't you give me a ticket please?
Oh. Sorry. They bought the last three.
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