Fanboy and Kyle in “Wizboy”

So, a wizard, huh? Are you classically trained or self-taught?

Well, actually, I attended the prestigious Milkweed Academy for Wizards, until I was unfairly expelled for turning one of my professors into raspberry flan. Delicious old fool. [licks lip] But one day, they will see the error of their ways, and I will return to assume my rightful place as the most powerful pre-teen wizard on the planet! [maniacal laughing that then stops with Fanboy and Chum Chum's laughs]

[thinking Kyle is pretending to be a wizard] Oh man, we are going to have so much fun together! Chum Chum and I love to play wizard.

Okay, I'm not sure I made myself clear. I am a real wizard.

Yeaaaah, we're real wizards, too! And when we play ninjas... [strikes various ninja poses] We are real ninjas. And when we play spacemen... [He and Chum Chum pretend to be astronauts; in a robotic voice] We are real spacemen! [normal voice] I think we're on the same page here.

Um, I'm not sure we are. Because you are a play wizard, whereas I am a real wizard. Are you... hearing the difference?

Okay, I heard the "play" part.