[greets each resident as they enter the mansion] Mr. Peter. Mr. Joe. Mr. Bonnie.
[to Brian] She doesn't know what "mister" means.
Mr. Mort. Mr. Muriel. Mayor West Mister.
Oh, my God, seriously.
I know what you're all thinking but fear not, citizens. While I'm enjoying myself at this festive get-together, I've left the city in the capable hands of the Mayor-O-Matic 5000.
[cut to his office where we find out that the Mayor-O-Matic 5000 consists of a tape recorder, a broom, and a paper plate with a face drawn on it]
MOMayor-O-Matic
Take a letter, hold my calls. That's a matter for the Parks Department.
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