“And Then There Were Fewer” quotes from Family Guy

[greets each resident as they enter the mansion] Mr. Peter. Mr. Joe. Mr. Bonnie.

Stewie

[to Brian] She doesn't know what "mister" means.

Mr. Mort. Mr. Muriel. Mayor West Mister.

Stewie

Oh, my God, seriously.

West

I know what you're all thinking but fear not, citizens. While I'm enjoying myself at this festive get-together, I've left the city in the capable hands of the Mayor-O-Matic 5000.

Take a letter, hold my calls. That's a matter for the Parks Department.

If you will all please follow me to third floor, I show you to your rooms. You are all expected for dinner at 8 o'clock.

Oh, good! I'm starved!

Quagmire

Settle down, will you?

Well, it's a shame that you have to die, Lois. But look on the bright side, you'll be a story on the 6 o'clock news. You know, unless a local cat does something funny.

Lois

Diane, please, please don’t do this! I won't tell anybody, I swear to God!

That's right, you won't. Goodbye, Lois.

Lois

Hello? Is anyone there? Whoever you are, thank you.

Stewie

If anybody's gonna take that bitch down, it's gonna be me.