Brian quotes from Family Guy

[as Meg enters Brian's car] l still can't believe you lied about cancer just to go to a Chaz Inferno restaurant.

Meg

What? What are you ralking about? Brian, when l said "One of my dreams," l wasn't talking about eating at Chaz Inferno's. I was talking about for the first tkme ever, actually having real fun with a family member who wasn't mocking me, or farting in my face, or telling me l'm ugly. I guess l lied to you because l just wanted this amazing trip we've been having to last a little longer.

You know what? I've has a really good time with you too, Meg.

Meg

And the truth is, when Doctor Hartman said l might die, all l could think about was spending the rest of my life with skmeone who really loves and cares about me. And that was you.

[now smiling] Of course, Meg. We're family.

So what joo think? How'm I gonna go to this wedding sounding like this?

Stewie

Yeah, we sure don't want a repeat of what you did to Cleveland yesterday.

Hey, mailman! No more putting the paper in the little slot in my house, eh? The sound wakes me up from my DOGGY NAPS!

Cleveland

No, no, no, no, no, NOOOO!!! [crash] I'm not even the courier for your postal route. That's Laverne!