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Family Guy · Season 24

Brian, Stewie and others in “Phony Montana”

So what joo think? How'm I gonna go to this wedding sounding like this?

Yeah, we sure don't want a repeat of what you did to Cleveland yesterday.

[cutaway to Brian standing outside Cleveland's house with a cigar in one hand and an AR-15 in the other]

Hey, mailman! No more putting the paper in the little slot in my house, eh? The sound wakes me up from my DOGGY NAPS!

[Brian shoots up Cleveland's house, and Cleveland, who is taking a bath, falls out from the house]

No, no, no, no, no, NOOOO!!! [crash] I'm not even the courier for your postal route. That's Laverne!

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