Mrs. Milone quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

Mrs. Milone

You better find something to wear, you can't take a picture in your underwear.

Narrator

I don't think anybody ever told Prince that.

Narrator

Back at school, I stopped making promises and started making demands.

Chris

I'd like all book reports to be on books that were made into movies.

Are you high? I'm asking, not judging.

Chris

No, I'm just trying to fulfill my campaign promises.

Mrs. Milone

Just for curiosity's sake, what else did you promise?

Chris

A TV in the library, more field trips, instituting recess, and no more detention.

Chris, how are you going to know how to act when you get stopped by the police if we don't give you detention?

Mrs. Milone

Young man, I want a word with you. In fact, I want seven words with you.

Narrator

Number 1 had hit the fan.

Narrator

When I was in school, students usually got recognition for one of two things: being really good...

Mrs. Milone

This year's valedictorian is Stephanie Borelli.

Narrator

And being really bad.

Mrs. Milone

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but your son is an idiot.