Back at school, I stopped making promises and started making demands.
I'd like all book reports to be on books that were made into movies.
Are you high? I'm asking, not judging.
No, I'm just trying to fulfill my campaign promises.
Just for curiosity's sake, what else did you promise?
A TV in the library, more field trips, instituting recess, and no more detention.
Chris, how are you going to know how to act when you get stopped by the police if we don't give you detention?
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