Mr. Fong quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

Mr. Fong

He who sleeps at work wakes up with a foot in the ass.

Mr. Fong

What are you doing?

Chris

Oh, I finished the dishes, so I decided to start my homework.

Mr. Fong

No homework! You have work-work!

Chris

But Doc always let me start my homework.

Mr. Fong

Well, you are not at Doc's anymore! Go fix the menu numbers!

Narrator

I was gettin' minimum wage and havin' minimum fun.

Chris

Mr. Fong, can I ask you a question?

Mr. Fong

All talk and no work makes Chris unemployed.

Narrator

No matter what I did, it seemed like I was supposed to be doin' somethin' else.

[speaking Chinese] You're sweeping my foot, fool!

Narrator

When I washed the floors...

Mr. Fong

Lionel Richie, set the tables!

Narrator

When I set the tables...

Mr. Fong

Lionel! Organize the fortune cookies!

Narrator

When I organized the fortune cookies...

Mr. Fong

5:30! Lionel Richie, go wash the dishes!

Narrator

He wouldn't talk to the real Lionel Richie like that.

Mr. Fong

Lionel Richie, you're back just in time for another delivery.

Chris

I'm not goin' back out there. This neighborhood is too dangerous for deliveries. You're basically sendin' me out there with a sign sayin', "Hey, I got money. Please rob me." Plus, I almost got shot.

Mr. Fong

My nephew has been shot by the Chinese army seven times.

[speaking Chinese] In the face!

Narrator

He should stop attackin' China.

Narrator

Stacy was back with Doc and out of the store on weekends, which was all I ever wanted. Doc said he was gettin' another cashier. Whoever it was, they'd have to be better than Stacy.

Mr. Fong

Hey, Lionel Richie, you're late! Get busy! Scrub floor!

Narrator

Believe it or not, Doc's girlfriend was the second-worst boss I've had. Mr. Fong was the worst, and I could only imagine how hard it would be workin' for him again.

Mr. Fong

Hey, quit imagining what it would be like to work for me and get back to work, Lionel Richie.