“Lionel Richie, you're back just in time for...” – Mr. Fong, Everybody Hates Chris ... TV Quotes Database

Lionel Richie, you're back just in time for another delivery.

I'm not goin' back out there. This neighborhood is too dangerous for deliveries. You're basically sendin' me out there with a sign sayin', "Hey, I got money. Please rob me." Plus, I almost got shot.

Mr. Fong

My nephew has been shot by the Chinese army seven times.

FSMr. Fong's Nephew

[speaking Chinese] In the face!

Narrator

He should stop attackin' China.

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