Vanessa quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

Rochelle

I don't need a computer. Girl, I'm a walkin' computer.

Vanessa

But I'm not. Girl, I don't even know what's goin' on in my own salon anymore.

Narrator

Sounds like my father.

Rochelle

You know Miss Tallulah?

Vanessa

Yeah. What about her?

Rochelle

Well, she was unhappy with her hair color, so she seemed pretty upset, so I just gave her a refund.

Vanessa

REFUND?! What'd you do that for? I have a strict no-refund policy. You know that.

Rochelle

Well, Vanessa, she put a hex on me. A mojo!

Vanessa

A mojo? You let that woman come in and scam you for $40 because she threatened you with a mojo? She's been doin' that ever since she came in, 'Chelle. She's crazy! She's the reason I put the sign up there.