Narrator quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

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The next day I got $3.35 worth of new job.

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Delivering in Bed-Stuy was an adventure.

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Later, my mother's tsunami came crashin' down in waves. [Rochelle falls over] Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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The tsunami turned into Hurricane Rochelle.

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If you listen closely, you'll learn how to say the "N" word in Chinese.

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Cool or not, Albert and I were two of a kind.

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The only one who wasn't looking forward to Albert bein' at Corleone was Greg.

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Anyone who says money can't buy happiness never saw my mother with her IRS refund couch.

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How can my life be much of a soap opera with no women involved?

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My dad wasn't the only one who was stressed because of that refund.

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It's better to hang out with friends that get you out of trouble, not into it. If only 2Pac had known that.

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Cleanin' up Kill Moves was tougher than cleanin' up New Orleans after Katrina.

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Kill Moves and his mother taught me a valuable lesson: No matter what you celebrate, the holidays should be spent with people you love.

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All I wanted was some Southern hospitality, but all I got was Northern hostility.

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I was a bad boy long before Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.