Narrator quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

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While my mother was out challenging the law, I was breaking it.

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I was supposed to park across the street, but now I'm on the highway to hell.

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If Greg was here, he'd say I was in there.

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To my parents and the police, the house had been robbed, but to Tonya and Drew, the TV had been kidnapped.

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I tried monkey see, monkey do, which was quite useless with a dog.

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I loved Blackie, but I'm in trouble.

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While I was getting help, my parents needed help.

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I love havin' a dog, and losin' Blackie made me really depressed. Plus, havin' the Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, Sounder, Turner & Hooch marathon on TV didn't help.

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All I knew about Mr. Omar was he liked dead men and live women.

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Now all I need is six white girls and a monkey.

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A little butter and onions and Tonya would make a nice side dish.

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Tonya went from healthy kid to guinea pig.

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After my mother got through with me, Tonya, and Mr. Omar, I realized that having privacy and being independent isn't all it's cracked up to be. But at least she didn't find out about Tasha.

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I wonder if there's a Checkers Club?

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After I changed my story, everybody else changed theirs.