Somebody looks tense, what's the matter?
Well, Captain Yuri has me going through Eureka's entire library of disaster plans. I mean, tsunami, uh, missile attack, um... genetically modified, super-intelligent ferret infestation.
Yeah. And, um, apparently, we have, uh, an emergency pneumatic vacuum tube communication system.
No we don't! I mean, wh-wh-wh- what? It's behind some picture in some wall? (she stands up and walks across the room) And, I mean, look at these plans... (She swings back the picture of George W. Bush on its hinge revealing the pneumatic device.) Oh...
(fluffing Zane's pillows angrily) Why is it that every guy I date ends up in this infirmary?
'Cause you're bad luck, obviously.
A joke. At my expense. Glad to have you back. (moves to the other side of the bed and continues to attack the pillows)
...
Well, Taggart got frozen I... and he and I... used... to... like, you know...
Really. Huh, you thought I loved you that much.
(Jo smacks his chest)
...
(getting out of the infirmary bed, looks down) You seen my pants?
(Taggart is giving Tess a thumbs up)
It's her first day, trying to keep her in a positive frame of mind. (Tess thumbs-up back)
Oh. That's nice of you. Is it working?
(on other side of glass, cheerfully) We are so screwed.
Good news? Good news? The building is about to fall down! I broke a building!
(Taggart and Carter are on a dogsled)
Just like old times, eh, mate?
We'll freeze to death before anyone gets here.
I can't do this! (hyperventilating)
JG Julia Golden
[to Carter] Nemesis is a neutron star that's been theorized to be in binary orbit with our sun.
It crosses earth's orbit every 65 million years, causing an extinction-level event.
That's not even the half of it. The tidal stresses from the star's gravitational pull could cause a sudden reversal of Earth's magnetic poles and unleash earthquakes, tsunamis, total global chaos!
J Julia
The world could literally be turned upside-down.
All right, um, I'll check with Henry. How much time do we have?
J Julia
If we're lucky? Maybe 2,000 years.
[disbelieving] Two...thou–hmm. See, that's not so much a problem. So next time, don't bury the lead.
So the laws of physics are in peril, my daughter's moving out and the worlds coming to an end?
My Fembot prototype was working perfectly before-
Do I really wanna know this?
She was working perfectly before I went to get my coffee. When I came back after the collider incident, she was... completely non-responsive
Maybe she's just not that into you.
That surge in electromagnetism fed back into the strength of the amplifier, creating a loop of building energy, and voila, a new North Pole.
[bending down very close to him] Well, you are gonna have to tell Santa that he needs to move his workshop.
[Carter has walked in on Fargo and Julia in a compromising position.]
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