“What Goes Around Comes Around” quotes from Eureka

[to Carter] Nemesis is a neutron star that's been theorized to be in binary orbit with our sun.

Fargo

It crosses earth's orbit every 65 million years, causing an extinction-level event.

Jo

Like a killer asteroid?

Fargo

That's not even the half of it. The tidal stresses from the star's gravitational pull could cause a sudden reversal of Earth's magnetic poles and unleash earthquakes, tsunamis, total global chaos!

The world could literally be turned upside-down.

Carter

All right, um, I'll check with Henry. How much time do we have?

If we're lucky? Maybe 2,000 years.

Carter

[disbelieving] Two...thou–hmm. See, that's not so much a problem. So next time, don't bury the lead.

Carter

So the laws of physics are in peril, my daughter's moving out and the worlds coming to an end?

Jo

I say, have the muffin.

Larry

My Fembot prototype was working perfectly before-

Carter

Do I really wanna know this?

Larry

She was working perfectly before I went to get my coffee. When I came back after the collider incident, she was... completely non-responsive

Carter

Maybe she's just not that into you.

Henry

That surge in electromagnetism fed back into the strength of the amplifier, creating a loop of building energy, and voila, a new North Pole.

Lucas

I swear I had no idea.

Carter

[bending down very close to him] Well, you are gonna have to tell Santa that he needs to move his workshop.

Carter

Fargo, come! With me!