Eureka · Season 3
(The car drives itself into Carter's parking space at the sheriff station.)
See? We're here, and I didn't even have to do anything.
Yeah, another victory for total laziness.
Isn't it awesome? I can sleep all the way to school.
Yeah, that's what the world needs, is more people asleep at the wheel.
(about her new car) Totally high-performance, but completely under my control.
Kinda like Zane.
What's Ranger Tom calling six times about? Someone steal a tree?
I wrote it down.
(holds up note) "Something weird."
(eating pizza) Stakeouts are fun.
They're, they're more fun with, um, pepperoni, than with, uh, organic tofu medley.
You mean, thank you for the pizza?
That is a thank you for the pizza.
Mm, you want anything else? Um, I've got a protein bar, juice box... (gasps) Funyons!
(laughing) You always eat this much?
You always this smooth with the ladies?
... Yeah.
Tabitha, pull over!
I don't believe your name is on my pink slip anymore.
Uh, mine, mine is. Tabitha pull over now.
Shut up, Larry.
What?
Where are you taking us... Tabby?... Sweetheart?
Not so pleasant having your destiny in someone else's hands is it?
You don't have hands!
I'm going to die a virgin!
(Tabitha, with Fargo and Larry hostage in the trunk, has come to a stop)
I think this is it.
Oh, God. Hold me! (hugs Fargo, sobbing)
Oh no... This is the worst death ever.
(Jo opens the trunk to see Larry and Fargo hugging and crying)
Hello, boys.
He hugged me!
You wish!
. . .
Listen, about that hug--
What happened in the trunk, stays in the trunk.
Tess, is your bio-lab up and running?
Oh, yeah, but I was expecting a little more E.T., and a little less Henry's ex-girlfriend.
If Lieber says that that booster converter isn't his, I say we let Fargo and him settle it in a cage match.
I put five bucks on Fargo.
Nice.
He's scrappy.
All checked out.
I was really worried about you.
Me too.
How are you feeling?
You tell me. (they kiss) Any sparks?
No. (they laugh) Just the good kind.
Oldest story in the world. Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy meets computer.
Well, everybody needs a hand to hold.
This is a really weird town. But I like it. Kinda.
Henry is staying with Kim. I'll be doing the autopsy.
You?
Yeah. Henry says I've assisted him enough to fly solo.
I wouldn't fly in a plane with you.
(Carter is experiencing Allison's pregnancy symptoms.)
Is there something wrong?
No I'm... yeah. Yeah, I'm... my back hurts, my ankles are swollen, it feels like my organs are up in my lungs. I don't know if I can do it.
Well, you just do it. Come on, Henry wants us in there.
Let's go for ice cream after.
Two scoops.
Tess, can I get another story thing? I think mine overloaded.
Oh, ya think? You've been the center of every disaster this town's ever had.
Not all of them.
Uh, death ray, homicidal smart house... ooh, uh, force field bubble.
Yeah, keep a tally, we can start a pool.
That's not funny.
Allison. We are about to be vibrated to death and not in the good way.
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