I'm leaving Eureka, because I'm tired of watching noble ideas being turned into weapons, and here we are, here we are at the mercy of a weapon that had been turned into a noble idea.
S1 E11H.O.U.S.E. Rules
S1 E12Once in a Lifetime
[during her graduation speech] Thank you for making me and my dad a part of your family. I promise to do my share of the chores, and I'll try not to blow up the world if you don't.
[While watching an autopsy]
I'm craving red meat.
That's just wrong.
Beef jerky.
Okay seriously, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
WPWalter Perkins
Besides, part of my sentence is no technology above a class 2 rating. Hell, I had to file for special dispensation just to get that Xbox. It's only a 360.
How much longer? I have to get going.
KDKim Deacon
Why? Got a hot date?
I date.
KKim
Okay.
I do.
KKim
I believe you.
No, I don't.
KKim
I know.
S2 E1Phoenix Rising
Maybe it was just a one time thing. You know. Adrenaline. Heat of the moment.
Making out with Taggart? More like a moment of insanity.
Not so loud. Look, I really need some outside perspective here. Please?
You want perspective?
Uh-huh.
You hooked up with a guy whose age difference with you is the same as me and my dad.
(Looks over at Taggart. Taggart waves. Jo waves back.) That did it.
There's not much tissue left but I can run a DNA sample and get an ID.
Nah, I know who it is. It's, ah, fat, sweaty Asian guy.
What?!
Carter!
I'm being descriptive - if I knew his name, I'd use it!
Taggart said the combustion was caused by meson particles coming from a solar flare. I'm no astrophysicist but I don't think there are a lot of solar flares inside a house.
He's right.
Really?
Could you not act so surprised?
S2 E2Try, Try Again
You've never swung an ax in your life.
I've swung a lot of things that would surprise you sheriff.
What does that even mean?
Do we have any suspects yet?
No, unless you count this long list of people around here who find Fargo as annoying as we do.
Hey! That's not true... oh yes it is.
[as Stark prepares to shoot Fargo with a goo gun]
Dr. Stark, are you smiling?
Of course not!
[Dictating last words to Beverly] E-mail to Allison Blake: "You are the most intoxicating woman I ever met. I used to dream of you catching me asleep on your desk late at night." Send one of those to Jo and substitute "jail cell" for "desk". Oh, and send one to yourself substituting "couch." And see if you can work the word "tempestuous" in there.
BBeverly
Okay.
Now, Sheriff Carter. "You really tried to help me on my last day. And, um, for that, I-I don't know how to thank you."
BBeverly
That's actually quite touch-
"If only you were better at your job."
Good job Carter. Wow, that didn't even leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Oh, give it a second.
Yep, there it is.
S2 E3Unpredictable
Today’s forecast calls for heat, frost, rain, hail, gale force winds and severe lightning.
[re: S.A.R.A.H.] I’ll have Fargo give her a check-up.
SWDr. Steven Whitikiss
It is an incredibly dangerous confluence of meteorological events.
Uh...
A perfect storm.
Thank you.
WDr. Whitikiss
A spinning cyclone of instability, high up in the cryosphere.
Ice funnel of death.
Gotcha. Why don't you people just say "ice funnel of death"?
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