[over the radio] How hard is it to push a button?
[fighting gale-force winds] You wanna do it!?
S2 E3Unpredictable
S2 E4Games People Play
ACAbby Carter
SARAH, forgive me if I don’t feel the need to justify my parental choices to a talking bunker.
Fine, don’t let the door hit you on the way-
ACAbby Carter
[interrupting] Yeah, you wanna piece of me?
Ahem. Are you, uh, threatening the house?
ACAbby Carter
She started it.
Sorry, all class 8 research is classified.
Oh. Y’know what else should be classified? Uh, a certain assistant’s American Idol audition.
What? No-no-no, Zoe promised me she was gonna delete that!
So what’s it gonna be?
Fine. Give me an hour.
S2 E5Duck, Duck, Goose
[Referring to his IQ test] I did very well. I got 111. I didn't even try and I got over 100 percent.
I mean, they’re only kids. How much trouble can they get into? I mean, uh, Jo made it seem like the sky is falling.
That hasn’t happened since 2004. And that was more of an igniting of the ionosphere.
No, but nearly all the recorded data in Nevada was erased: Tapes in video stores, floppy disks in casinos, half the database of Area 51.
Area 51 is real?
[shakes head yes] No.
S2 E6Noche de Sueños
Sometimes I think she says these things just to hurt me.
No I say things just to hurt you.
NNurse
[To Carter about Fargo] But that boy may die.
Joesefina Ballerina.
I will taser you.
S2 E7Family Reunion
Of all people to bring out of cryostasis I resurrect another Fargo.
Yeah, karma's a bitch.
[about Fargo's grandfather being in stasis] Hey, um, is anyone curious as to how he got in there?
He's a Fargo. Are you really surprised?
I am standing right here.
Say, did we ever get to the moon?
In '62.
Way to go, guys!
Top secret of course. We didn't go public until '69.
S2 E8E=MC...?
[while being arrested] Excellent response time. You guys take Lake Street?
FFBI agent
Went up by Lincoln Park. Less traffic.
[about the price of Zane] Whoa! Twenty-five thousand for this guy?
[to Allison] For thirty, I'll throw in dinner and a movie. But it won't go past second base. I'm not that kind of boy.
Obsession with firearms can be a sign of unfulfilled sexual appetite. I'm not saying that's you, but if it is, I'm at your service.
[Jo points a large gun at Zane]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Jo, Jo, Jo! Don't shoot the prisoner. Don't.
How about I just wing him?
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