Allison Blake quotes from Eureka

Allison

Tess, is your bio-lab up and running?

Tess

Oh, yeah, but I was expecting a little more E.T., and a little less Henry's ex-girlfriend.

Allison

Is there something wrong?

Carter

No I'm... yeah. Yeah, I'm... my back hurts, my ankles are swollen, it feels like my organs are up in my lungs. I don't know if I can do it.

Allison

Well, you just do it. Come on, Henry wants us in there.

Carter

Let's go for ice cream after.

Allison

Two scoops.

Allison

[watching Jo fight multiple soldiers] Okay this is really bad!

Carter

Yeah, for them! She's small, but scrappy.

We have a woman in custody, she needs her injuries treated. And there's this naked kid, needs some clothes.

Allison

I would be happy to take a look... At the injuries, not the naked kid.

Dr. Grant

Glad you clarified that.

Allison

Dr. Grant, I know this must be overwhelming for you. We know what it feels like to get pulled away from your own time.

Dr. Grant

Thank you, it's fine here. I just expected... I thought there'd be more flying cars... robotic servants...super highways stretching into the sky.

Allison

These are the physical and mental symptoms of rage.

Carter

So we're dealing with a bunch of mad scientists?

Allison

How're we doing?

Zoe

Well we're not garden statuary anymore.

Allison

(to Grant) What about you? You were at that barbecue. You haven't said anything about who you're seeing.

The guy whose life she saved 63 years ago.

Grant

Tall, leggy blonde. Slinky red dress. (describing Number Six from Battlestar Galactica.)

Carter

Ah you likey the science talk.

Allison

A little bit.

Stark

I likey the barf.

Allison

Hey, you know, it's still not too late to come with me. You can change your mind.

Because going to a medical conference with your mom is just every teenager's dream.

Jack

This is the sarcasm phase. It's, uh, right after the ignoring phase, and just before the loathing phase.

Allison

All right, uh, so everything you need is in this bag, and I had Deputy Andy upgraded with the latest childcare techniques so if you need any extra help...

Jack

Please, I survived a teenage daughter. And, apart from running away a few dozen times and brief stint in jail, she turned out okay.

(As Zane comes down the stairs) Good Morning Zane.

Zane

Good Morning SARAH.

I'm detecting a difference in your electrolytes since you arrived last night. Would you like a sports drink?

Zane

Nah, I'm good. [he sees Allison and Carter] Sup?

Sup.

(beginning his reevaluation of Jack and Allison's relationship using the BioCortex Recorder) So, you two claim to work well together, despite your personal relationship.

Carter

But we DO work well together, I mean we can think of hundreds of (cuts off as images start filing the screen)

Excellent! I think we have what we need!

Allison

(surprised) Oh!

Carter

That's it?

Well what were you expecting, The Spanish Inquisition?

Carter

Well...no one EXPECTS The Spanish Inquisition.

Allison

What if you get stuck this way?

Well, Dr. Blake. Either you'll have to date me in Sheriff Carter's body. Or date Sheriff Carter in mine. It's quite a Sophie's choice.

Allison

Grace! We have to fix this.

Allison

Oh, thank god! I did not want to have to make Sophie's choice!

Zane

How do you know about secret passage ways around GD anyway? You and Carter been playing security guard and sexy cat burglar?

Allison

My lips are sealed.

Zane

Oh, thank you!