Kevin quotes from Eureka

So get this, Mom was late this morning, and I didn't get to make it to Dre's, and I mean she's always on me about being late! Maybe now she'll realize that time is a relativistic construct and ease up!

Tess

(laughing) Yeah, I wouldn't count on it.

Allison

Hey, you know, it's still not too late to come with me. You can change your mind.

Because going to a medical conference with your mom is just every teenager's dream.

Jack

This is the sarcasm phase. It's, uh, right after the ignoring phase, and just before the loathing phase.

He's in danger!

Andy

From the stasis field?

From Bob Marley! ["I Shot the Sheriff" starts playing]

You mean he's a clone? Sweet! Can we keep him please?

Allison

This is Jack's evil twin, not a puppy.