I was in here in my body playing laser tag. The next thing I know, I'm... in you!
Okay... Never phrase it that way again.
“Jack of All Trades” · Season 5, Episode 5
In this episode: Fargo as Carter (3), Zane as Carter (3), Jack Carter (1), Douglas Fargo (1), Allison Blake (1)
Is this my joking face? No! This is not my face at all!
What if you get stuck this way?
Well, Dr. Blake. Either you'll have to date me in Sheriff Carter's body. Or date Sheriff Carter in mine. It's quite a Sophie's choice.
Grace! We have to fix this.
[Once Carter has returned to his own body]
Oh, thank god! I did not want to have to make Sophie's choice!
I'm pretty relieved to be back in my body.
Yeah, me too. You really had to go to the little boy's room.
Well... [Realizes] Tell me you didn't take me. Tell me you didn't use your boy hands down there!
They were your hands!
If you're at my place, then you're in my body.
Yep! And you went a little nuts with the hair trimmer don't ya think?
Hey! I believe in manscaping, maybe you should try it sometime!
Don't push me Six Pack or I'll pound another bacon cheese scone.
Another!?
Do I look alright!? I'm hideous. I'm half scarecrow, half Andy Griffith!
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