Zane Donovan quotes from Eureka

Zane

Either tell me why you're pissed at me, or I'll hold my breath until you do.

Jo

What are you, three?

Zane

Hey, I black out, it's on you. [Starts holding his breath.]

Carter

Hey, Zane.

Zane

I haven't done anything!

Carter

Yeah, well, the day is young.

Carter

Henry said that there's a... an inertia... thing coming.

Zane

An inertial wave?

Carter

Yeah, is that bad? [diner explodes]

Zane

Yeah, it's bad.

Jo

Did you need something?

Zane

Yeah. I just wanted you to know, I didn't like that. Seeing you kiss Carter... I didn't like it at all.

Jo

No?

Zane

I think I've been pretty clear about that. The question is, what would you like?

Jo

To stop playing games.

Zane

Meaning what?

Jo

[turns and faces him] This. [kisses him]

Zane

That, I liked.

Two people currently in the front closet.

Carter

[shocked] What are you...You're supposed to be watching...

Zane

Well, I was watching her and she was watching me, so... [they both exit the closet, Jo looking awkward and Zane looking fairly proud of himself]

Zane

I still can't believe I let you talk me into chaperoning.

Jo

Hey, no one snapped off your fingers.

Zane

The ease with which you say that is almost as disturbing as it is hot.

Jo

I know.

Zoe

[to Lucas] Hey, Chia Pet, wanna dance?

Lucas

Well, when you ask like that...

The same Zane Donovan who crashed the New York Stock Exchange?

Zane

Allegedly.

Carter

Nobody's blaming you.

Zane

I'm blaming you.

Nineteen tests, that's nineteen victories for the Viper, nineteen loses for me. I finally win, everyone's mad at me.

Carter

Nobody's mad at you.

Zane

I'm mad at you.

Zane

Jo! I need a gun. A big, powerful gun.

Jo

(happily) I've been waiting for someone to say that to me my whole life.

Zane

Carter, Henry, and Stark. That's your money team. They know exactly what they're doing.

Stark

You're sure you know what you're doing?

Carter

I have no idea.

The bugs lay eggs, hatch larvae and then seek out new hosts.

Henry

Us.

Well, how did the ancient Egyptians deal with the problem?

Zane

They killed the infected and burned their city to the ground.

Carter

Let's call that Plan B.

Jo

So... Now we have two suns.

Zane

Just like Tatooine

Carter

Tattoo-what?

Zane

Having fun yet?

Carter

Oh, yeah. 'Cause driving headlong into a fiery death is everyone's idea of a good time.

Jo

[coming in] Sometimes I think it's his. Carter, could we have a minute?

Carter

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure. [leaves]

Zane

Jo, you're supposed to be miles away at an evac camp by now. [Jo kisses him] Wow. I should risk my life more often.

Jo

I prefer you didn't.

Zane

C'mon, Josefina, don't go all serious on me now.

Jo

It's too late.

Zane

Dude, it's like two zillion degrees out there! [smiling] Okay, I'm game!

Carter

Do anything normal for fun?

Zane

Yeah, I play a wicked game of Yahtzee

Zane

[preparing to launch the rocket] Carter? Yeah, whatever happens... It's been fun.

Carter

No, it hasn't. Push the button!