Jack Carter quotes from Eureka

Fargo

What if he's in there, invisible, with a poisoned blow gun from Borneo waiting?

Carter

Then he'll get you first.

Carter

Start with his computer.

Fargo

What, me?

Carter

Well, he's already gonna kill you for opening the door, why risk anyone else?

Carter

It's Frank, isn't it?

Fargo

Unfortunately.

Carter

And he's dead?

Fargo

Pretty much.

Carter

Bottom line: if Reverend Harper is responsible, we're in for a lot more.

Henry

[sarcastically] Yeah, like a plague of locusts, or fiery hail, or or total darkness.

Carter

You had to say it!

Carter

Henry.

Henry

Yeah?

Carter

You're my best friend, you know?

Henry

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Carter

Hey, Zane.

Zane

I haven't done anything!

Carter

Yeah, well, the day is young.

Carter

Henry said that there's a... an inertia... thing coming.

Zane

An inertial wave?

Carter

Yeah, is that bad? [diner explodes]

Zane

Yeah, it's bad.

Carter

You hurt?

Jo

Carter, listen...

Carter

It was a... an in-the-moment thing.

Jo

Good. Okay, uh, are we still in the moment, because I'd really like to do it again.

Carter

Um, we're gonna lie you down.

Jo

Yeah, let's lie down.

Carter

Uh, Zane...?

Carter

Oh sorry, do you need something?

Allison

No, I'm good. I just love the way your lips move when you talk.

Excuse me?

Dr. Blake, that is a wildly inappropriate comment.

Carter

Yeah.

Stark

Not to mention, bizarre.

Allison

Go ahead, say something else.

Carter

What?

Or don't.

Carter

Yeah.

[pushes Allison out of the way] Talk is cheap. [kisses Carter]

Carter

Whoa.

I've been wanting to do that all day.

Carter

Yeah, it's been happening all day. Uh, Jo kissed me, but I didn't put it together.

Stark

Deputy Lupo kissed you and you didn't think there was anything wrong with that?

Carter

Well, I've been working out. I'm looking pretty good.

Vincent

[about the customers looting Café Diem] First the utensils turned to gold, then the counters, then the silverware. And that’s when they turned against me. Like vultures. Greedy little genius vultures. I thought intelligent men were above such things.

Carter

[spots Fargo trying to swipe a gold cappuccino machine] Fargo! Really?

Fargo

It’s just so shiny.

Two people currently in the front closet.

Carter

[shocked] What are you...You're supposed to be watching...

Zane

Well, I was watching her and she was watching me, so... [they both exit the closet, Jo looking awkward and Zane looking fairly proud of himself]

Taggart

I love small spaces.

Carter

I hate small spaces.

Taggart

Like returning to the womb.

Stark

Disturbing thought.

Taggart

We need a bigger womb.

Fargo

That's a motion-activated photon defense array. They're screwed.

[over radio] We can hear you!

Fargo

Sorry.

Stark

We’ll have to climb the rest of the way down.

Carter

Yeah, you should probably let me go first.

Stark

Why?

Carter

Heights make me nauseous.

Stark

After you.