E.R. Season 13 quotes

Pratt

[Sees Luka bringing baby Joe to work] Who's this- the new chief of E.R?

Luka

Uh-huh. Training, so I can retire early.

Pratt

Good, we can use some new blood around here.

Gates

I'm new!

Pratt

You're too old to be new, Gates.

You turned down the chance to be the next Sanjay Gupta? Are you insane, woman?

Kerry

I have no interest in fluff pieces about sunburns and bee stings.

What's wrong with fluff? Half the patients who come through here are fluff! I'm the king of fluff!

Frank

Word is, you're the best fluffer in town.

I should've stayed a resident. No responsibilities, just heal 'em and deal 'em, that was the life.

Morris, can I tell you something as a friend? [Morris nods] Sometimes you are such a little bitch! You make three times as much as I do, and for what? Give orders, instead of take them? Boo-hoo for you!

Abby

Crenshaw is such a little prick! You know what? I bet I could take him too. Actually, I definitely think I could take him. And you? Could kick his ass.

Luka

You're scaring me.

Hope

I lied to Samantha about something- and now she's really steamed.

Oooh- bad move. Piss one nurse off, piss 'em all off- it's like the mafia.

Hope

Everybody needs something to believe in.

How do you come down from something like that?

Kerry

Err, a glass of wine and a hot bath at the end of the day help.

Mmm, sounds good to me!

Kerry

Errr, alright... [walks off playing nervously with her hair]

Luka

[to Officer Hollis about Curtis Ames] Look, he followed my wife and child to the park. I'd like you to go and talk to him. Help me protect my family.

Gates

[about the boy Sarah likes] What do you think of this kid?

Seems okay. Polite, kind of quiet.

Gates

All the common traits of a serial killer.

Kerry

Wow, I hope you didn't get that hitting a patient.

Pratt

Intern.

Kerry

Why are you even here?

Pratt

Paracentesis on a patient Gates couldn't handle.

Kerry

Welcome to being an attending. Wait, you didn... you... you and Gates didn't... You know what? I don't need to know!

Pratt

[about Courtney Brown] Who was that?

Kerry

I just told you who she was.

Pratt

C'mon, hook a brother up-

Kerry

You know, your gaydar is terrible, even for a straight man.

Pratt

Oh. Well [chuckles] You have excellent taste in women, Dr. Weaver.

Kerry

Of course I do.

Pratt

Hey, um... can I ask you something personal?

Kerry

Maybe. [smiles]

Pratt

Ok. How, um...When [pauses] did you know you were gay?

Kerry

Are you coming out to me, Greg?

Pratt

No, no, no, no. I came home and found my brother with another guy.

Kerry

Really?

Pratt

Yeah. He says he's just experimenting, that it's only a phase.

Kerry

And what do you think?

Pratt

I don't know. Can a straight guy go through a gay phase?

Kerry

I think it's more likely that he's gay. Hey, and he's telling you what he thinks you want to hear.

Luka

Americans- so sentimental about their holidays.

Abby

This from the guy who celebrates Croatian Independence Day, Croatian State Day and something called "Patriotic Gratitude Day."

[on why she won't take Abby's transport page at the end of her Thanksgiving shift] I'm just saying, it's bad karma to mess with the universal order of things!

Abby

Sorry, Jane- karma sucks.

Kerry

All right; how do you stay so skinny and eat so much?

Uh, look who's talking, little skinny mini.

Pratt

Well, it seems like good genes to me.

You want to come over and watch some football with me and Kerry tomorrow?

Pratt

[whispering to Kerry] Damn, you're lucky.

Oh, my God.

Gates

Meg, Sarah, this is Neela.

[in a voice dripping with contempt] How many times do I have to tell you Tony? [pauses] When you leave the glass directly on the wood, it leaves a stain.