[about Courtney Brown] Who was that?
I just told you who she was.
C'mon, hook a brother up-
You know, your gay dar is terrible, even for a straight man.
Oh . Well [chuckles] You have excellent taste in women, Dr. Weaver.
Hey, um... can I ask you something personal?
Ok. How, um...When [pauses] did you know you were gay?
Are you coming out to me, Greg?
No, no, no, no. I came home and found my brother with another guy.
Yeah. He says he's just experimenting, that it's only a phase.
I don't know. Can a straight guy go through a gay phase?
I think it's more likely that he's gay. Hey, and he's telling you what he thinks you want to hear.
Americans- so sentimental about their holidays.
This from the guy who celebrates Croatian Independence Day, Croatian State Day and something called "Patriotic Gratitude Day."
J Jane
[on why she won't take Abby's transport page at the end of her Thanksgiving shift] I'm just saying, it's bad karma to mess with the universal order of things!
[moments later, Jane gets cranberry sauce vomited all over her by a new patient]
Sorry, Jane- karma sucks.
All right; how do you stay so skinny and eat so much?
C Courtney
Uh, look who's talking, little skinny mini.
Well, it seems like good genes to me.
C Courtney
You want to come over and watch some football with me and Kerry tomorrow?
[whispering to Kerry] Damn, you're lucky.
[When Meg and Sarah walk in on Tony Gates and Neela making out on the couch]
Meg, Sarah, this is Neela.
[There is a small pause and Sarah runs out]
M Meg
[in a voice dripping with contempt] How many times do I have to tell you Tony? [pauses] When you leave the glass directly on the wood, it leaves a stain.
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