Carol Hathaway quotes from E.R.

Carol

Hey, every full moon should be ladies' night.

Susan

Yeah, we were terrific.

Carol

Like Thelma and Louise, man.

Susan

More like Lucy and Ethel.

Susan

Why do nurses wear colors and doctors wear white?

Carol

Because doctors are pure and good.

Doug

Does that include me?

Carol

No.

Susan

Never thought I'd deliver my own niece.

Carol

On Mother's Day no less.

Susan

Where're you going on your honeymoon?

Carol

Tag's going to Paris. I'm going to Hawaii.

Susan

Can I go with you?

Carol

Sure. You can leave Chloe and the baby with his 15 cousins.

Susan

Good. Thanks.

Carol

I might stay.

Susan

In Hawaii?

Carol

Yeah.

Susan

Okay. I can do that. Do you think Tag will mind?

Carol

He'll get over it. You don't think Chloe will mind?

Susan

I don't think Chloe will notice.

Carol

You think anyone noticed we're gone?

Susan

Probably. You think we should head back?

Carol

Probably.

Carol

What's wrong with me? Why can't I fall in love with a nice guy? Someone who loves me, who wants to be with me, who is honest and decent?

Doug

Mmm... And boring.

Carol

God, he was dull!

Carter

[after he gives Doug a small idol statue] Dr. Ross, a little taste of the islands.

Doug

Carter, you shouldn't have.

Carter

It's Wondoa. He's the god of fertility.

Carol

Just what you need, Doug.

Mark

Are the meetings always this eventful?

Carol

This one was kinda boring. No-one tried to take a swing at each other.

Benton

[to Carter] Just take a deep breath, alright. Need you to stay on your feet here. He's totally dry. Trendelenburg.

Carter

I think I'm going to be sick.

Benton

No, you're not. Internal CPR.

Carol

He's fibrillating!

Dr. Benton

Damn it. Twenty-five clear.

Chuny

Got a beep. Nope, it's gone.

Benton

Fifty. Clear.

Chuny

Asystole.

Carol

Well, that helped a lot.

Malik

Smells kind of like a barbeque in here.

Carter

Oh god. [passes out]

Malik

Ha, ha. Welcome back, Carter.

Kerry

Carol!

Carol

Oh! You scared me.

Kerry

Yeah, I do that to a lot of people.

Pills are for people that don't really mean it.

Carol

I really meant it.

[laughs] Yeah, right.

Carol

Well, you just mouth the words. That’s what I do.

Susan

Well, who sings?

Carol

Well, I’m working on that. [Carter walks by. Carol smiles, pleasantly] Carter!-

Carter

No, no, no, no. Chronic tone deaf and acute stage fright.

Carol

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....uhhh....

Doug

12 tone-deaf doctors.

Mark

11 lords a lording.

Susan

10 drummers drumming.

Carter

9 something, something.

Lydia

8 maids a milking.

Malik

7 swans a swatting.

6 geese a gagging.

5 golden rings! 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtledoves, and a partridge in a pear tree!

Carol

Guess who's in the suture room? Come on, guess.

Doug

We don't wanna guess.

Carol

He's wearing a Catholic girl's outfit. Plaid skirt, ballet slippers, frilly blouse. David Morganstern ring a bell?

Doug

Our David Morganstern?

Carol

Knee socks, too.

Susan

Somebody get a camera!

Carol

Hey, what happened to those worms in radiology?

Susan

They're doing a consult.

Carol

No, no, those earthworms. I put a bucket of earthworms in there and they're gone.

Connie

I'm heading upstairs.

Doug

Can we watch?

Carol

My God. Connie, haven't you had that baby yet?

Connie

Oh, you won't have me to make fun of after today.

Carol

Thought you were working up to your due date.

Connie

I have, and then some. Doc's gonna induce if nothing happens by Monday. I'm going up to OB for a non-stress test. I feel like a damn elephant.

Doug

An elephant's gestation period is two years.

Connie

Oh, shut your mouth.