“I'm heading upstairs.” – Connie

Connie

I'm heading upstairs.

Doug

Can we watch?

Carol

My God. Connie, haven't you had that baby yet?

Connie

Oh, you won't have me to make fun of after today.

Carol

Thought you were working up to your due date.

Connie

I have, and then some. Doc's gonna induce if nothing happens by Monday. I'm going up to OB for a non-stress test. I feel like a damn elephant.

Doug

An elephant's gestation period is two years.

Connie

Oh, shut your mouth.