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E.R. · Season 1, Episode 22

“Men Plan, God Laughs” quotes from E.R.

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“Men Plan, God Laughs” · Season 1, Episode 22

In this episode: John Carter (2), Mark Greene (2), Doug Ross (2), Susan Lewis (2), Carol Hathaway (1), Peter Benton (1)

What's Benton doing?

Out looking for Dr. Dyer. It's about his mother though. Figures if he can't make her better then he'll fix everything else.

Carter, I think you took one too many Psych classes.

Mr. Reicher, can you hear me? You're gonna be fine. You drank yourself into an ulcer, and now the taxpayers are gonna buy you out of it.

CChloe

I'm gonna be somebody's mother.

If Mom can do it, you can.

CChloe

At least I didn't drink sangria all day.

Or smoke four packs of Luckys. [pause] And we turned out okay.

CChloe

And Mom didn't have you to help her.

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