[Drama and a French girl who picked him up at Yair Marx's boat talk about Viking Quest, which is a big hit in France]
[Laughs] That's amazing. I didn't know that episode aired, we got cancelled in the middle of shooting it.
JJacqueline
Well, it aired here. I've seen that scene a hundred times.
JJacqueline
I'm not exaggerate! My whole family, especially my father, loved Viking Quest. At 9pm every Thursday, we'd be like, [speaks French dialogue]
JJacqueline
Oui! He put on my brother in the uniform that you wore on the show for his birthday. He's so funny, though his muscles are not as big as yours.
JJacqueline
Amazing is meeting you. Here.
JJacqueline
So shall we go back to your hotel?
[Medellin has finished screening, and the heckles have started flying]
Thanks for not selling me this movie Ari, it's the one nicest thing you've ever done for me. [to Yair Marx, whose beside Ari] Congratulations Yair, I hear it's all yours.
YMYair Marx
I didn't sign anything.
What are you talking about?
MMarx
That's the worst piece of shit I've ever seen!
MMarx
Sue me, my company's based out of Dubai. [puts on shades] Good luck.
[in front of screen] Hey! Where the fuck are you French faggots going!?? Show some respect! Go below the line people, and watch the credit! What, no Q and A?
HWHarvey Weingard
[sits beside Ari] It ain't easy making a movie.
You come to gloat now Harvey?
WWeingard
No, no. I just came to say that E was right, there's genius in this.
WWeingard
I do - for one dollar.
[Ari's fuming over Richard Roeper's review of Medellin and lets out steam on the staff]
Attention everyone please! Listen up! No one mentions Richard Roeper again. Not today, not ever. By doing so, you are simply announcing that on Sunday night instead of doing your job, reading scripts, you're watching TV. The NEXT PERSON to mention Richard Roeper will be fired [annoyed with phone at Lloyd's desk] and Lloyd, you will also be fired if you don't answer THE FUCKING PHONE!!!
[answers phone] Ari Gold's office?
EEmployee
[talks to Ari on the way back to his office] I liked Medellin, Ari-
Then you're a fucking idiot.
[Enraged by Carl Ertz setting up Vince over the Danger Beach script, Turtle and Drama make a house call]
[sees Drama dump a large fish on the hood of Ertz' Mercedes after smashing its windshield] What are you, the Godfather?
Aquaman is back! [scrambles out of the area]
So, with all that dancing, can you do any crazy shit? You know, like put your legs behind your head.
DDancer
I told you, I have a boyfriend.
You did. But you also said you lie to him. So, maybe you can tell him that we didn't fuck today.
[Vince undergoes some career counseling with Ari]
One bad movie and this is what happens? I mean, was I really that awful?
Straight up, Vinnie... the movie was awful, and yes, you were awful in it, but one bad movie could be overcome. Look at Colin Farrell, he's overcome dozens of 'em, 'cause the perception of him is, he's a movie star.
And what's the perception of me?
That you don't give a fuck! You refuse to play the game, you refuse to be a part of the process. The great ones? Even if they don't care, they pretend they do.
[sits down] Do you think I'm a good actor, Ari?
I did not sign you in the first place because I thought you could act. I signed you because I thought you were a movie star and you haven't acted like one in a long time.
I'm ready to play the game Ari, whatever you say.
[stands up] But I'm not willing to wait. I want you to send me into every person in this town who's willing to meet me. I don't care if I waste my time. I will charm the fuck out of every last one of them - filmmakers, studio execs, all of them. I will change their perception.
Like the fire!! [high-fives Vince as he leaves room]
[turns to Ari] You don't believe I'm a good actor?
It remains to be seen, but Vin, I'm starting to believe you're a movie star again, [calls out to Vince as he gets out] and you know what? This town loves a comeback, and since Britney fucked hers up, it's all you!!
[At the MGA conference room, two police officers just tied down Ari to his seat.]
NOfficer Nickerson
Mr Gold, if you cooperate, we'll make this as pleasant an experience as we can for you.
[His partner, Officer Morgan suddenly plays music from his evidence kit]
Wait a minute. What is this, who are you guys?
MOfficer Morgan
BHPD, Boner Patrol. [The officers take off their clothes and start dancing around Ari]
NNickerson
You're about to get your stiff inspected.
Lloyd, LLOOOOYD!!! [colleagues in and out of the conference room start laughing]
TTI
[stands up and leaves] I'm out of here, Ari.
TTI
Call me when you're done with your entertainment.
Lloyd, you speak their language, MAKE IT STOP!
It'll be over soon Ari, just close your eyes, and think of pussy!
[the gang meets Marvin, who's not happy]
I know things are bad, Marvin.
MMarvin
Bad was last year. Things are fucking disastrous now. You're like Katrina with a black card.
MMarvin
You're not broke- you're bankrupt. You've got to file chapter 11.
I'm not filing chapter 11.
MMarvin
You've got to wipe the slate clean and start all over again - and this time on a budget and without dependents.
Should I just get an appetizer?
MMarvin
You should go on a hunger strike. Vince, this is no time to be proud.
Marvin, my father filed bankruptcy, Left my mother with nothing-- not even child support. So call it pride, whatever you want, I'm not going to do it.
You're a better man than me, bro. I filed three times. Maybe that's why I'm alone.
MMarvin
Maybe it's because you're fucking ugly.
[Ari and E talk about the potential of the Nine Brave Souls script, now called Smokejumpers]
Small people think small, so I can't totally blame you for that. But anyone with half a sense of the business would have read it and known, okay, you got a script that's well-written about the greatest fire in Oregon history for 90 pages and you never see it. Live inside that fire for 50 pages, boom, home run.
Now it's Ed Norton's home run, you jerk-off.
Well, did they sell the script, you cunt face?
Then it's still free, you overpaid undersized bitch.
You want a go? Seriously, let's just go right here.
[At the Five Towns cast's guest appearance on The View, Drama is put on the spotlight when Jacqueline's picture appears]
WGWhoopi Goldberg
Come on, why don't you talk to her, John? Right there, talk to her.
Hey, baby. I just want to say I'm sorry I was a little overprotective. And I miss you. I miss hearing your voice. I miss hearing you laugh.
I love you, baby. I miss you being the last thing I say good night to. I just want to say I love you, baby. Tweet.
GGoldberg
Tweet? What is tweet?
It's just something we say. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
