Johnny Drama quotes from Entourage

Drama

I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her.

Johnny Drama

Thank you God...VICTORY!!!!

Drama

Just us men and our souls. And a bag of 'shrooms.

Drama

That's not my hat, is it bro?

That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny?

Drama

What?

Who do you work for?

Turtle

Vincent Chase.

He did great.

Drama

Maybe you recognize me. I'm his brother.

No.

Turtle

These aren't Taiwanese knockoffs are they?

Shauna

Would I do that to you?

Drama

No, those are real goods. Look at the sheepskin. You can tell these babies were born and raised in the Outback.

Johnny Drama

If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.

Turtle

You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.

Johnny Drama

What's the matter? You don't feel good?

I'm a little depressed. I'm getting evicted. I'm late on my rent again.

Drama

How much is rent?

$1,200.

Drama

I got your rent money right here. Let's go swimming.

Turtle

I thought you don't pay for sex.

Drama

I'm not paying for sex. I'm paying her rent, jerk-off.

Turtle

Yeah, right.

Drama

You look familiar.

You auditioned for me a couple of years ago.

Drama

Oh, yeah, yeah. How did that go?

[pauses] You know...

Drama

Yeah, you can't book 'em all.

Drama

Let me get this straight. She convinces you to get these extravagant accommodations and then she bails?

Eric

She didn't bail, she got sick. Before the date, unlike your girls, that get sick when they arrive.

Turtle

So? Do you know how much pussy I got in this town that I didn't deserve?

Drama

All of it?

Drama

I think we should turn the pool to face south. Very feng shui.

Shauna

Just let the fucking professionals handle it, Drama.

Turtle

Where do I take the test?

The what?

Turtle

The drug test. I jacked two bottles of water in the car for this, so can we just get over with this please?

This is X-Box, loser, not the Olympics. We don't get drug tests. If we do, we'd be out of business, idiot. [gang heckles Turtle]

Drama

Sucker!

Nice, Turtle.

Turtle

[laughs and holds sample] What the fuck do I do with this now!!?

Drink it.

Turtle

Come on Drama, what are you thinking, bro?

Drama

[brushes off Turtle] Don't talk to me, Turtle. I can't hear you, I can't see you, I don't even wanna know you.

Turtle

You're yelling, alright?

What's your problem, Drama?

Turtle

Me and Drama had a little incident.

What kind of incident?

Drama

Don't fucking say it, man.

No no, say it.

Turtle

[long pause] We accidentally crossed swords.

Eww, really?

Really? [laughs] Were there any women in there, at least?

Turtle

Yeah, dick, it was a threesome. It's no biggie, crossing is an occupational hazard.