Vince quotes from Entourage

[talking about picking up where he and Mandy Moore left off] We look at it like we've been dating for five years with a four and a half-year break.

That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny?

Drama

What?

I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to ask you not to hold hands. FCC says no overt displays of affection. If you could just separate them, [Vince and Sara Foster separate hands] thank you.

We just had sex about five minutes ago. [crowd cheers]

You're gonna have to work for it.

I got into this business so I wouldn't have to work.

Ari

You're ready?

Eric

Let's go Ari. We're ready, c'mon!

Ari

[points to Eric] This kid's got no patience. You know, in some countries they cut off your little elfin feet for disrupting the master's flow.

Eric

I'll shove my elfin foot up in your ass!

Ari

You missed me, didn't you?

Ari! C'mon!

Ari

All right! You're ready? AAAQUAMAN!

Aquaman?

Ari

Aquaman, baby!! It is Spiderman... underwater. Boooom!

Remember, this is the studio that did Batman.

What are we talking about, Burton's Batman or Schumacher's?

Ari

Chang Chung is the hottest director in Hong Kong. Tarantino has already decided he's the next guy he wants to steal from.

Cool. Guy must be good. Tarantino only steals from the best.

Ari

That's right, baby.

Turtle

Where do I take the test?

The what?

Turtle

The drug test. I jacked two bottles of water in the car for this, so can we just get over with this please?

This is X-Box, loser, not the Olympics. We don't get drug tests. If we do, we'd be out of business, idiot. [gang heckles Turtle]

Drama

Sucker!

Nice, Turtle.

Turtle

[laughs and holds sample] What the fuck do I do with this now!!?

Drink it.

Turtle

Come on Drama, what are you thinking, bro?

Drama

[brushes off Turtle] Don't talk to me, Turtle. I can't hear you, I can't see you, I don't even wanna know you.

Turtle

You're yelling, alright?

What's your problem, Drama?

Turtle

Me and Drama had a little incident.

What kind of incident?

Drama

Don't fucking say it, man.

No no, say it.

Turtle

[long pause] We accidentally crossed swords.

Eww, really?

Really? [laughs] Were there any women in there, at least?

Turtle

Yeah, dick, it was a threesome. It's no biggie, crossing is an occupational hazard.

Oww, what's up?

Ari

Vinnie, say hello to James Cameron.

Call me Jim, Vince.

Okay, Jim. What's happening?

I could only stay for a bit of the film, but I gotta tell ya, it was all I needed to see. How'd you like to come play Aquaman for me?

Ahh, sure. I could do that for you.

Fantastic. Let's get together next week and talk about it.

Okay!

See you then, looking forward to it.

Talk to you later, bye. [to gang, giving phone back to E] Cameron just offered me Aquaman.

Any big news stories today, E?

Eric

What do you mean?

Mandy's really smart. She was always testing me on what was going on in the world.

Turtle

I heard Pamela Anderson dropped another tit size.

He didn't call?

Ari

No, he did not call.

Eric

Jesus Christ!

[to Ari] No, you're fucking pathological.

Ari

Listen. Read Jack Welch, Tony Robbins, Phil Jackson. Motivation! This shit works! You want to be Shaq or Kobe? Michael or Scotty? Damon or Affleck?

Eric

[angrily] Ari, do you want to be out of our lives, man, 'cause this could seriously be the end of you.

Ari

I am your biggest fan, I think you are this close to being the biggest movie star on the planet but you are slipping...over a girl? I've never seen you like this before and it worries me.

Eric

Well, worry about yourself, he's fine.

No, E...he's right to worry about me, I mean you both are, fuck! I'm worried about me. I mean, look at me, I've been lying to you guys like a fuckin' drug addict. I didn't oversleep, I didn't want to go, I never want to leave her side, not for five seconds. I've never been like this in my life, guys. And the truth of the matter is, I don't give a fuck about the movie anymore. I could live with Mandy in a one-bedroom in Chatsworth and I'd be happy. I mean it's nuts, but it's the truth.

Ari

Vinny...

Ari, there's nothing more to say, I'm sorry I lied. [leaves with E]

Ma?

Yeah, baby?

I love you and I've never pressured you to come out. Not for any of my premieres, not when I bought my house, but I didn't realize how big a night this is until a little while ago, and it's important to me that I share it with you. So I'll send a boat, I'll send a plane, I'll do whatever I have to do, but I want you by my side when I walk down that red carpet.

Shauna

[at engineer's room] This is moving shit.

Drama

Yeah. It still won't work.

Ma?

Vince?

Yeah?

All right, I will do it. I'm coming. [Vince is elated]

Yeah! You gout yourself a date! [repeats last line many times]

What are they projecting, 45?

Ari

One-sixteen, actually.

What?

Ari

One-sixteen, kid!

How is that possible?

Ari

You guys ever hear of a hanging chad? [crowd is clueless] Where the fuck am I? Listen, the biggest thing the blackouts affected were the actual reporting of the numbers.

[stunned] We beat Spider-Man?

Ari

Well, it's only Friday, but if there isn't a tornado in the Midwest, I think we got a good goddamn shot my friend. [to crowd] Hey everybody, [points to Vince] you got the biggest movie star on the planet on your roof right now. [crowd cheers]

Turtle

It could be fun, Vince. Like that time you got auctioned off at the Feed the World event.

Jesus. Remember that Cuban guy who bought me and wanted me to come live with him in Havana?

Drama

The guy never sent me those Cuban cigars he promised. I should call.

Turtle

Yeah. Ask him if he knows any good lefties for the Yanks' bullpen while you're at it.