Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Entourage: in 5 of its 195 quotes
Most scenes with: Ari Gold (5)
Scenes with Dana Gordon 5
[Ari has failed to get back the I Wanna Be Sedated screenplay from Alan Gray for Vince. Dana Gordon tries to tell him something]
Dana Gordon
I'm gonna tell you something that you swear it's not gonna come back to me.
As always, hand over heart. You know that.
Dana
Ari, please.
Dana
Alan's not gonna make this movie. He bought it just to spite Vince, and he's gonna stick it in a drawer.
Jesus, he really is crazy.
Dana
Mm-hmm.
Why are you telling me this?
Dana
Because I hate working for him and I want out. And Ari, come on, I mean, I love this movie. I grew up on the Ramones, and I love it for Vince, so get me on as a producer.
Dana
No. Not yet it isn't. They're still negotiating Bob's perk package, so just make sure Bob doesn't sign those papers.
Dana, [kisses her forehead] I have NEVER cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me right now in the car, I'm game.
Dana
[smiles] Rain check, Ari.
How is the most fuckable president of production in town?
Dana
Ari, get the fuck out.
Brought Cristal and Sprinkles cupcakes.. Your favorite. Or is it mine? What's the difference, we used to eat everything off each other anyway.
[Ari tries to convince studio head Richard Wimmer about the potential of Billy Walsh's Silo script, but Dana Gordon is determined to see Walsh and Vince fired from the project because it is not the script Walsh was paid to write.]
RWRichard Wimmer
I'm gonna tear your head off, Ari.
Please don't, because I have [shows script] your summer movie. [begins to explain script] From the director of Medellin and Queens Boulevard comes Silo. It is the story of a group of non-unionized farm hands who band together to survive a nuclear attack after discovering an underground society. It is ready to shoot, Billy Walsh is on board, Vinnie Chase is on board, and if you're not, Fox, Universal, and Sony are.
Dana Gordon
He's bluffing.
WWimmer
What's it matter? There's a summer movie in there, we pack up our shit and go home.
[Medellin has finished screening, and the heckles have started flying]
Dana Gordon
Thanks for not selling me this movie Ari, it's the one nicest thing you've ever done for me. [to Yair Marx, whose beside Ari] Congratulations Yair, I hear it's all yours.
YMYair Marx
I didn't sign anything.
What are you talking about?
MMarx
That's the worst piece of shit I've ever seen!
MMarx
Sue me, my company's based out of Dubai. [puts on shades] Good luck.
Gordon
I'm sorry, Vince.
[in front of screen] Hey! Where the fuck are you French faggots going!?? Show some respect! Go below the line people, and watch the credit! What, no Q and A?
HWHarvey Weingard
[sits beside Ari] It ain't easy making a movie.
You come to gloat now Harvey?
WWeingard
No, no. I just came to say that E was right, there's genius in this.
WWeingard
I do - for one dollar.
[Ari and Dana Gordon confront Verner Vollstedt over his problems in shooting Smoke Jumpers with Vince, who's present along with E]
VVVerner Vollstedt
I'm not gonna take anymore of this shit.
Dana Gordon
Oh yes, you fucking are. Get your ass back here! [Verner walks back to her; Dana keeps pointing a finger at him] I hired you and you have a movie to finish that you are getting paid a lot of money to do and [raises voice] that's exactly what is going to fucking happen! Do you understand me!?
I do. Anyone else turned on right now?
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