Entourage Season 6 quotes

Do you have any plan to promote me?

Ari Gold

I haven't even thought about it.

Lloyd

Well you need to.

Ari

Lloyd...

Lloyd

[louder] Ari, promote me, or I'm leaving you!

Ari

Leaving me? [laughs] Where would you go?

Lloyd

To another agency.

Ari

Another agency? Lloyd, you have to start all over again. You know that.

Lloyd

Well, I'll go work for my father.

Ari

What, in the dry cleaners?

Lloyd

My father has a winery in Napa.

Ari

I don't think sodomy is legal in Napa, Lloyd. [laughs with Andrew Klein]

Lloyd

[after short pause] Every time I have broached this subject over the years, you have responded with some wise-ass comment. The time has come, I want to know if this is gonna happen. I want to know when, and I want to know today-

Ari

[stands up during Lloyd's speech] I WILL NOT BE STRONG-ARMED, LLOYD!

Lloyd

You just were, Ari Gold! [walks back to station]

Tough queer.

I'd just be happy to avoid a Razzie.

Drama

There's nothing wrong with a Razzie.

Turtle

Johnny's gonna go for the hat-trick if he ever does another movie.

Drama

I only have one Razzie, asshole.

Ari

My wife will love her, trust me. And when we're together after this, we don't have to speak to them and we get to keep all our money.

Sloan

[to E] Who's the girl with the bad attitude?

Ari

What do you need, office space, insurance, how many employees? What do you project to earn, what do you need to break even, at what point can your investors see some profit?!

Turtle

I don't know!

Ari

[ushers Turtle to seat] Look. When my son was born, my greatest fear was having this conversation. I knew that I would give him anything he wanted 'cause he was my son. I couldn't say No, which sucks, because it wouldn't help him and he'd just end up on the street doing heroin with the two Coreys, because I was too much of a pussy to teach him a lesson. I won't make that mistake with you. Just say No.

Turtle

I could pull this off, Ari.

Ari

Come back to me when you could prove it.

Ari

What I'm capable of doing and what you're capable of doing are two totally different things.

So what would you do?

Ari

I would make a scene of Biblical proportions. I would lie, scream, beg, borrow, and steal. If that somehow didn't part Amy Miller's legs then I would call racism and I would yell for all to hear: "You're really gonna fire my poor black client off the show he CREATED? I'm calling the NAACP, the Rev Al Sharpton, and the ghost of my man, Malcolm X!"

Awesome. Guess I'm gonna try my own thing.

Ari

Lloyd, come in here. [Lloyd enters office]

Lloyd

Yes, Mr Gold?

Ari

I want you to keep an eye on Andrew Klein.

Lloyd

Keep my eyes on him, how?

Ari

Pretend he's Zac Efron's ballsack.... and find me if you spot anything strange.

Turtle

How many kisses?

Drama

Four...and a sex scene, but it's network, so it's not gonna be too graphic.

Turtle

There's a sex scene now!?

Sloan

What is the problem?

The problem is, you treat me like some kind of social experiment.

Sloan

What do you mean? [both look at inbound golf cart and step out of the way for a moment]

Well, first you find me a place to live and then you're trying to get your godfather to hire me?

Sloan

These are bad things?

Yeah, but why are you doing it?

Sloan

Because I care about you.

I thought you didn't want to be friends.

Sloan

I said I couldn't be friends right now and that's because I cared too much.

So what? You want to see me turn into the man you want to be, then you'll consider talking to me?

Sloan

Eric, I have no idea what you're being so hostile about.

How hostile? Because while you may just think I'm Vince's bitch, I've done pretty okay for myself. I don't need you out there begging people to offer me things.

Sloan

I didn't beg anybody. I told someone about you and I thought you guys might make a good match. [steps out of way again for golf cart] Apparently, he agrees and he's not some schmuck who hands out jobs because I tell him to - and I don't think of you as Vince's bitch, for crying out loud, but clearly, you do.

Well, maybe you don't know me so well.

Turtle

[To Tom Brady] Do you picture yourself in a Giants jersey? That blue matches your eyes. [Brady is surprised]

Ari

[joins gang] How's your day, boys?

Turtle

We're having dinner at Tom Brady's house.

Ari

[to Brady] You know he's not a Make-A-Wish kid right? [gang laughs]

Drama

You called Ashley "Sloan" and you weren't mid-fuck??

Turtle

It's the worst. That's why I always stick with "Yeah, baby!"

Drama

I was thinking you would accidentally call out Vince's. [Turtle flips him off]

So how did you cover?

I told her she was hearing things.

Jesus.

Drama

I bet you she took that well.

Yeah, she left.

Turtle

Who wouldn't?

Why didn't you chase after?

Turtle

Because he loves Sloan!

Lizzie Grant

I'd like to go back to my desk now. I'd like to do my job.

Ari

Go! [Lizzie leaves] You so much as eye-fuck another agent in this building, I will deport you naked to the Taliban.

These just came at the front desk for you.

I didn't order any pizza.

Ari Gold sent them. The delivery boy said "Good luck. You're no longer a pizza boy, you're now [offers boxes] a pizza man." [employees at table laugh]

Drama

Wanna roll up this gate?

'Fraid I can't do that.

Drama

Why not?

You're on the list.

Drama

What list?

The "Banned from the Lot" list. That's why your picture's right there. [shows folder with a list and pictures of people]

Drama

Well, my picture's right there! [points to Five Towns ad] How do you explain that?

Can't, but the message came from Dan Coakley himself, so I'm assuming whatever you did, looks real bad.

Act as if you have faith, and fate shall be given to you.

Ari Gold

This is pathetic.

He's quoting me. It's the West Wing, the Assassination episode.

I had more of your quotes. I had a lot of ideas, amazing, brilliant ideas, but I couldn't get into my house. My wife wouldn't let me get them and I blew that chance. I blew my marriage and if I blew this with you, I'd blow my career too.

Ari

I'm sorry, Aaron-[Sorkin gestures him to let Andrew speak]

I drove into my own house for you Aaron. My own, uninsured, overpriced Beverly Hills motherfucking home. I took my car, and I put it into gear, and I drove it [cracking voice] right into my own goddamn living room...for you. Who else would do that? [cries]

[taps screen] I had a rough divorce too. I get it. [pause] We'll give it a shot.

Really?

Yeah, but if he [points to Ari] ever calls me, I'm gone. [hangs up and leaves]