[to narrator] 'Movie'? I hate the word movie. I don't make movies, I make films!
S4 E1Welcome to the Jungle
[The final scene of Medellin has completed its first and only take]
Cut! [walks to E] Start off, suit, I need another one. [E is flabbergasted] Ahh, I'm fucking with you, it was perfect! [crew cheers]
[surveying aftermath] Guys, we did it.
EE
Yeah, who would've thought that two kids from Queens could have pulled this off, but we did, it's gonna be fucking amazing.
You know, I've never felt so good about a movie after making this one. I know it.
DNDocumentary Narrator
Billy, think you've made a good film?
[looks to narrator] Hey, it's gonna be a genius or its gonna fucking suck. 'Til I see the first cut, I have no idea, but you know what? Neither does anybody else.[walks away. Vince, E, and Turtle wonder about what he just said.]
S4 E2The First Cut is the Deepest
[Billy Walsh introduces Vince and E to the post-production crew before showing the first cut of Medellin]
Guys, my whole crew is Latin; help make this film as absolutely authentic as it could be. My editor Raul, his assistant slash little brother Terro. Both Mexican, both totally legal. My, uh, post guy's Brazilian, the caterers from Chile. Every Thursday we get that endangered sea bass flown in.
[sees very pretty Latina woman walk past him] What does she do?
She gives blow jobs. Seriously, she's a street walker I brought back from Colombia.
[The Golds are trying to find out what happened to Jonah at school]
I teach my son never to let people just take things from him. It's my Israeli blood. Okay?
S4 E3Mailbooty
[E has just seen a trailer for Medellin at Billy Walsh's post-production lab]
EE
Wow, this looks great.
TTechnician
Yeah, if only the movie looked so good.
EE
What?
TTechnician
I didn't say anything. [turns off editing machine and leaves]
[E has just found out that Billy suddenly sent a print of Medellin to the Cannes Film Festival committee]
Yes E, I would say being rejected by Cannes before we have a distributor would be a disaster.
S4 E4Sorry Harvey
[On the way home from dinner, Ari and Mrs Ari discover that a screenplay M Night Shyamalan gave to Ari for reading has disappeared. They stop the car to find it.]
AAri
[having checked out the backseat] Jesus Christ, the valet probably stole it.
Don't be racist.
AAri
Valets steal shit, alright? Just because they're mostly Hispanic, doesn't make a racist. You know what happens if this gets out? If someone puts Night's new ending on the Internet, MY LIFE IS OVER!
Nobody's gonna know you did it.
AAri
Yes they will, because Night, that little sick fuck, printed my name [pounds roof with every word] on every fucking page!
[Ray the Bouncer talks to Vince about something]
RRay
Yo, Vin.
Hey! [clasps hands]
RRay
This is delicate.
What's that?
RRay
You know your boy you came in with? [referring to Beverly Hills mayor]
Yeah, what about him?
RRay
He's about to suck face with a tranny.
What? Come on!
That's no tranny, that's Annika!
RRay
Annika's got a bigger stuff than you do, Drama.
S4 E5The Dream Team
How is the most fuckable president of production in town?
Ari, get the fuck out.
Brought Cristal and Sprinkles cupcakes.. Your favorite. Or is it mine? What's the difference, we used to eat everything off each other anyway.
S4 E6The WeHo Ho
[E and Billy try to patch up their differences over the Medellin trailer leak]
But he sent me an email at four a.m. threatening to kill me.
And then at five a.m., my editor called and told me that he got pissed at his girl last week and put a video of him giving her a facial on cumfiesta.com. She got back at him with my trailer... our trailer.
[Ari has had enough of Glenn Holden, Lloyd's replacement assistant who was originally fired at TMA in Season 2]
Get out of here, Glenn.
GGlenn
Where do you want me to go?
Anywhere but here or I will kill you.
S4 E7The Day Fuckers
[Eager to win the dating bet against E, Turtle try to find the woman he and Drama propositioned over Craigslist]
[sees young woman on table] Excuse me. You wouldn't happen to be Kelsey, would you?
WWoman
And even if I was, I'd say no.
[leaves her] That's just rude, honey.
[The Golds have ran out of options looking up a potential school for Jonah. Ari tries one last tack with Andrew Preston, headmaster of Sarah's school, Briar Country Day]
APAndrew Preston
What is the meaning of this?
Well, there's something that I needed, that I'd like to say to you.
PPreston
Something different than what you muttered at me under your breath this morning?
You heard that?
PPreston
What do you want, Mr. Gold?
Just a moment of your time so that I can say to you that through this process, I have learned from you, Mr. Preston. You are an educator and you've educated me about being a man, about being a father, and I know that you can't be bought. I tried. I know that you can't be blackmailed because you're too perfect, but I guess I want to know, can you be compassionate? Because I am coming to you, hat in hand, to ask you - to beg you - to let my son have a proper education. And don't make him suffer because he has a way too aggressive father that won't shut up on the soccer field. Okay? Please, sir, please.
PPreston
Look at you. Did you ever think given your high-power status, that you'd ever be reduced to begging and pleading?
No sir, I didn't. I didn't.
PPreston
I suppose there's a first time for everything. I myself never asked anybody for anything until now.
Is there something you need? [sits down with Preston]
PPreston
I have a son, a special boy, who works in the mail room at Abrams. I think he can do better.
How special? 'Cause, I love special. Half my lit department has an IQ under 65. So, why don't you tell your boy, that come Monday, he's got a desk, in a real agency with a real salary. All right? The things that we do for our children, huh?
PPreston
You tell Jonah, I'm looking forward to his first day, at Briar Country Day - [points finger at Ari before going back inside house] But I still don't want to see you at any soccer games. [Ari laughs]
[contemplating outcome] I love this town!
S4 E8Gary's Desk
[Eric answers the phone in his new office.]
Eric Murphy.
Like the new office number E? You know, it spells 274-COCK.
It does not!
No, it doesn't, but I made you look!
[A proposal meeting for Mary J. Blige as a client with MGA has been disrupted by a fight between Jensen twins Jim and Jeff. Ari summons the two to his office and demands the truth]
JJJim Jensen
He fucked my wife, Ari.
No, he did not. [stammers, to Jeff] You did? You fucked his wife? [Jeff nods] As you?
JJJeff Jensen
What?
Did you pretend to be him [gestures to Jim] or did she actually fuck you thinking you were you?
JJim
[To Ari] You think this is funny?
No, I think this is disgusting!
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