Billy Walsh quotes from Entourage

Billy Walsh

[to narrator] 'Movie'? I hate the word movie. I don't make movies, I make films!

Billy Walsh

VINNY!!!

Yo.

Billy

Vincent!

Talk to me, what?

Billy

Pablo Escobar? Pablo fucking Escobar!?!? [goes up staircase] I've always wanted to make a movie about this guy since I read a story about him blowing up that airliner. I love Pablo Escobar.

So you like the script?

Billy

What, was I not just fucking clear?

Can you do it for 25 million?

Billy

I don't see why not. I need to talk to the financier.

No problem.

Billy

I love it, Vince. Thank you. We're gonna win you an Oscar.

Billy Walsh

Cut! [walks to E] Start off, suit, I need another one. [E is flabbergasted] Ahh, I'm fucking with you, it was perfect! [crew cheers]

[surveying aftermath] Guys, we did it.

Yeah, who would've thought that two kids from Queens could have pulled this off, but we did, it's gonna be fucking amazing.

You know, I've never felt so good about a movie after making this one. I know it.

Billy, think you've made a good film?

Walsh

[looks to narrator] Hey, it's gonna be a genius or its gonna fucking suck. 'Til I see the first cut, I have no idea, but you know what? Neither does anybody else.[walks away. Vince, E, and Turtle wonder about what he just said.]

Billy

Guys, my whole crew is Latin; help make this film as absolutely authentic as it could be. My editor Raul, his assistant slash little brother Terro. Both Mexican, both totally legal. My, uh, post guy's Brazilian, the caterers from Chile. Every Thursday we get that endangered sea bass flown in.

Eric

[sees very pretty Latina woman walk past him] What does she do?

Billy

She gives blow jobs. Seriously, she's a street walker I brought back from Colombia.

Eric

But he sent me an email at four a.m. threatening to kill me.

Billy

And then at five a.m., my editor called and told me that he got pissed at his girl last week and put a video of him giving her a facial on cumfiesta.com. She got back at him with my trailer... our trailer.

Dana Gordon

Thanks for not selling me this movie Ari, it's the one nicest thing you've ever done for me. [to Yair Marx, whose beside Ari] Congratulations Yair, I hear it's all yours.

I didn't sign anything.

Ari

What are you talking about?

That's the worst piece of shit I've ever seen!

Ari

Yair, we had a deal.

Sue me, my company's based out of Dubai. [puts on shades] Good luck.

Gordon

I'm sorry, Vince.

Billy Walsh

[in front of screen] Hey! Where the fuck are you French faggots going!?? Show some respect! Go below the line people, and watch the credit! What, no Q and A?

[sits beside Ari] It ain't easy making a movie.

Ari

You come to gloat now Harvey?

No, no. I just came to say that E was right, there's genius in this.

Ari

You want to buy it?

I do - for one dollar.

Billy Walsh

I really appreciate you taking the time to meet with me.

I didn't have much choice, Billy.

Walsh

We all have choices and I've made some bad ones.

Yeah. What can I do for you, Billy?

Walsh

I need you to help guide me out of the toilet like you did Vince.

Why would you want me?

Walsh

Because, man, you were the first guy to believe in me. You found my first script, you got me Vince, you got us the money. And as much as I was hard on you, I always knew you were the guy with the good eye.

We can't work together, Billy.

Walsh

Why not?

Because there's too much baggage and past.

Walsh

Pretend we've never met.

How could I do that?

Walsh

Well, essentially we haven't. I don't drink anymore. I don't do drugs. I don't curse.

You don't curse?

Walsh

No, I've spent the last three years becoming an ordained minister in Santa Fe. Got myself right and I want to work.

You want Vince?

Walsh

I want you to help me. I'll do anything - commercials, tv, anything. I've changed.

Still got that Pablo Escobar tattoo on your back?

Walsh

No, I had it scraped off with a Bowie knife in a ritual smokehouse ceremony. [looks at E] No, it's still there.

Billy Walsh

Okay, [shows character sketches] so Johnny's ex-wife is a nasty little black widow spider monkey named Julie. She's getting remarried to a baboon named Ronald. It's a big ceremony. It's the talk of the town, but when Johnny stops paying alimony, she tells him it was only a love ceremony; That it's not legally binding and that she's taking him to court. And then... Johnny goes bananas.

[laughs] Tell me what happens. Does he win?

Walsh

You'll have to read it.

Drama

Who cares if he wins, and I'm not reading it 'cause I lose!

Billy Walsh

Some of it sucks.

It does hurt.

Walsh

But I can fix it.

So, fix it. Change anything you want, I'll take nothing personally because this movie's not for me. It's for Johnny.

Walsh

Amazing selflessness, I'm gonna use some of that for the yellow Lab's personality, if that's okay.

Billy

Calm down, Drama. Calm down.

Drama

Calm down?!? This guy not only sucks, he thinks he's Sandy Meisner.

Billy

Let's just get it done.

Drama

Get WHAT done? This show is over if we don't do something about it.

Billy

What do you like to do?

Drama

Get Dice back!

Billy

Not gonna happen. The network won't pay him.

Drama

[points to Jamie] You like this guy?

Billy

Course not.

Drama

Then we need to make it happen!!

Billy

If there was something I could do, don't you think I would have done it? I would give anything to get Dice back.

Drama

Anything? Give him a piece of your salary.

Billy

Fuck that! Give him your salary.